Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

No pain, no gain.

The gain being, "After months of jogging in place for Russians with cameras, my breasts now double as knee pads"?

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

The gain being, "After months of jogging in place for Russians with cameras, my breasts now double as knee pads"?

NO! The gain being our viewing pleasure. I don't even know you anymore.....

[Not Bob's Id]

Not Bob's a little under the weather today -- last night was the Not Bob & Associates, LLP Generic Winter Gift-Giving Holiday Party, and he must have had a few too many sloe gin fizzes. He asked me to post a few of the pictures from the partay.

Here's Big Ed, me and Wanda -- I think that we're discussing the neo-colonialist outlook of Jhumpa Lahiri, the death of fiat currency, or why Joe is her favorite Jonas Brother:



Big Earl taking advantage of the Jack Daniels and putting the moves on Wanda. I think Not Bob has just spotted his wife, and Lurlene from the Dew Drop Inn is pissed at Wanda:



The infamous waitress, who is a fan of the Canadian blends:



Fenwick and partner -- quite the dancers:

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

The gain being, "After months of jogging in place for Russians with cameras, my breasts now double as knee pads"?

Now you're cynical about bouncing breasts? What's wrong with you? When I grow up, I'm not sure I want to be you anymore.

As Moxon said to his dad in Varsity Blues: "I. Don't want. Your life."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Fenwick and partner -- quite the dancers:

I don't understand this picture at all. The perspective is crazy. That lady is huge and/or that man is tiny.

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

You're misreading her stupidity.

Or it could be boredom or exhaustion, hard to say.

S_A_M

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

It just looks painful to me.

Admit it. You miss them.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Now you're cynical about bouncing breasts? What's wrong with you? When I grow up, I'm not sure I want to be you anymore.

As Moxon said to his dad in Varsity Blues: "I. Don't want. Your life."

I'm an ass man, first off.

But on the breasts, I dig the large, round, bouncing tits, but I also dog the small European model breasts. And the mid-range stuff.

I also happen to think the nipple is overlooked. Breast this, breast that... You need a good set of nipples on them. Hence, I hold my critiques for the nude shots, rather than engaging in lurid drooling over the mere sight of bouncing TITS.

You're a breast simpleton is what you are.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Secret_Agent_Man

Or it could be boredom or exhaustion, hard to say.

S_A_M

Bathtub Ecstacy's effects on a limited neural network.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by dtb

The girl in this picture looks like she's 15 and scared. Her smile looks forced and awkward. It's pretty creepy.

You may be right. I can no longer tell the difference between 15 and 18 (it's a good thing I'm locked up*). But she's the same girl as in less' repeat of Coltrane's first gif (<sigh> those were the days) in the post directly above yours. And that smile is hardly forced.

TM

*In a good way!

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Admit it. You miss them.

I still have them, silly. Just better.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I don't understand this picture at all. The perspective is crazy. That lady is huge and/or that man is tiny.

Seems like you understand it just fine.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I'm an ass man, first off.

But on the breasts, I dig the large, round, bouncing tits, but I also dog the small European model breasts. And the mid-range stuff.

I also happen to think the nipple is overlooked. Breast this, breast that... You need a good set of nipples on them. Hence, I hold my critiques for the nude shots, rather than engaging in lurid drooling over the mere sight of bouncing TITS.

You're a breast simpleton is what you are.

I am an ass/legs man. Nice boobs are gravy. And I actually don't like them huge. Weird Science had it right.

But you have overthunk this.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I am an ass/legs man. Nice boobs are gravy. And I actually don't like them huge. Weird Science had it right.

But you have overthunk this.

Of course I have. But that doesn't degrade the importance of my point.

BTW, I'm fucking with you. I don't think you're a breast simpleton. Clearly, your palate is deep.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

You may be right. I can no longer tell the difference between 15 and 18 (it's a good thing I'm locked up*).

Fark loves Chris Hanson gifs.