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01-03-2009, 05:33 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Re: Funniest Movies of the Past 25 Years
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The Jerk is not on the list? If you put it on the list I will let you friend me.
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I called a friend who is a popular magazine publisher. He said when they do a movie list the Jerk will be on it. De nada.
Shoot me a link with the friend invite.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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01-05-2009, 12:43 AM
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#3257
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Question for dog/pet owners
Anyone have any experience with:
-Cushings disease in a pet?;
-the use of a dog wheelchair device for a dog who has gone lame in the back legs?; and/or
-longer term use of rimadyl by a dog?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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01-05-2009, 01:29 AM
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#3258
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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Re: Question for dog/pet owners
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Originally Posted by Penske_Account
Anyone have any experience with:
-Cushings disease in a pet?;
-the use of a dog wheelchair device for a dog who has gone lame in the back legs?; and/or
-longer term use of rimadyl by a dog?
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I'm so sorry to hear that your dog is having problems with his / her joints. I don't have experience with that particular problem, but the Displaced Dog was on SAMe for a few years to help improve his liver function. SAMe is also used a lot for mild depression and for osteoarthritis in humans. My vet said that after a year on the supplement, liver function was improved dramatically, though I don't know if the depression and osteoarthritis improvement would also be there. The Displaced Dog did have trouble getting up in his last few months, but I think that was more due to his exhaustion from congestive heart failure than problems with his joints. He never had problems with depression. They make dog versions of SAMe, but my vet said that they're essentially a more expensive version of the kind sold at Whole Foods or Walgreens for people, so I just picked it up at one of those two places and followed the dosing instructions on one of the pet SAMe websites.
Anyhow, I think that rimadyl has some adverse liver and kidney effects, so you might want to ask your vet if a supplement of SAMe in addition to rimadyl would be a good idea. Rimadyl was especially made for dogs, so I imagine there's a lot of data on its long-term effectiveness.
Good luck! I did everything I could last year on making sure that the Displaced Dog was as comfortable as possible in his twilight, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat. He gave me nearly 16 years, and it was the least I could do to make sure that I was as good to him as he was to me. He died in August, and I still miss him a lot.
BTW, I got a note last Monday from the Puppy's breeder that a surprise litter was born on December 27th. We'd thought that it wouldn't be until late spring that we'd get a new puppy, but it looks like we'll be picking up our baby girl on Valentine's day. She's 8 days old today, and the breeder sent me pictures of four itty bitty balls of fluff this afternoon. Mine, I think, was the tiniest of the balls. The Puppy isn't going to like losing her only dog status at first, but I think she misses having someone else to boss around. The cat just doesn't work for her.
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01-05-2009, 09:54 AM
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#3259
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
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cop with no heart?
http://www.dlisted.com/node/29983
- So, Charles Barkley was busted for DUI in Arizona early this morning. According to the police report, when the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign, Charles said he was just in a rush to get his dick sucked! If I was the officer, I'd let the bitch go on his way. I'm all about hos sucking dick and getting their dicked sucked.
TMZ says the officer wrote in his report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
Years ago, I was driving my dad's car, and got busted. I told the cop "please let me just take his car home then you can run me in." I was just a few blocks from home. He drove it home with me.
See, I just think for the joy CB has brought Phoenix people the guy could have driven Charles over, let him get the ole pipes cleaned, then brought him in.
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01-05-2009, 10:49 AM
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#3260
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Re: Question for dog/pet owners
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Originally Posted by Penske_Account
Anyone have any experience with:
-Cushings disease in a pet?;
-the use of a dog wheelchair device for a dog who has gone lame in the back legs?; and/or
-longer term use of rimadyl by a dog?
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I used Rimadyl for pain management when my Pixie-dog got bone cancer. It didn't seem to help much.
That said, i think that glucosamine made a huge difference in her mobility pre-cancer.
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01-05-2009, 12:40 PM
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#3261
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Now will you friend us, Coltrane?
Of course. Except the one with the cankles.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-05-2009, 01:26 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Re: Now will you friend us, Coltrane?
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Of course. Except the one with the cankles.
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Does the banner behind the commando chicks say "Disney Kids Awards"? What kind of award show was this?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-05-2009, 02:25 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Re: Now will you friend us, Coltrane?
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Does the banner behind the commando chicks say "Disney Kids Awards"? What kind of award show was this?
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A British one.
ETA: Picture 5, btw.
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01-05-2009, 02:31 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Re: cop with no heart?
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
Years ago, I was driving my dad's car, and got busted. I told the cop "please let me just take his car home then you can run me in." I was just a few blocks from home. He drove it home with me.
See, I just think for the joy CB has brought Phoenix people the guy could have driven Charles over, let him get the ole pipes cleaned, then brought him in.
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Rip Torn (I know, obscure celebrity) got a DUI last week here in my little hamlet. The cop who arrested him (who is a relation of a friend of mine) was just going to follow him home, but he was so drunk and obnoxious, and swearing at the cop in the local eatery/bar & grill, that the cop gave him a DUI as soon as he got in the car. It was in the police blotter, along with the list of people who were "driving too fast for conditions" &c.
He had to appear in Superior Court today (per the aforementioned Police Blotter).
The two most interesting tidbits I have left of this story. UNTIL NOW!!
1. He is 77 years old
2. His real name is Elmore. WTF?
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01-05-2009, 02:41 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Re: Now will you friend us, Coltrane?
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
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I see. So they are kind of like the Spice Girls? Except . . . um . . . none of them are yet married to David Beckham?
Ha, I just learned that Girls Aloud singer is married to (Chelsea player) Ashley Cole, and . . . he cheated on her! I wonder if the Girls Aloud girls like to read Spice Girls biographies so they can find out what is going to happen to them next.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-05-2009, 02:50 PM
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Top 25 Funniest Movies
Here is my list (and I'm limiting it, not to the last 25 years, but to movies that came out during my lifetime):
1. Trading Places (not just the greatest comedy, the greatest movie of all time)
2. Blazing Saddles
3. Vacation
4. Caddyshack
5. Animal House
6. Stripes
7. Office Space
8. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
9. Raising Arizona
10. Fletch
11. Airplane
12. Young Frankenstein
13. What About Bob
14. My Cousin Vinny
15. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
16. Swingers
17. Anchorman
18. The Gods Must Be Crazy
19. Elf
20. The Jerk
21. Bachelor Party
22. Austin Powers
23. Weird Science
24. Beverly Hills Cop
25. Holy Grail (Should be higher, but I thought of it too late)
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01-05-2009, 02:53 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Re: Top 25 Funniest Movies
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here is my list (and I'm limiting it, not to the last 25 years, but to movies that came out during my lifetime):
1. Trading Places (not just the greatest comedy, the greatest movie of all time)
2. Blazing Saddles
3. Vacation
4. Caddyshack
5. Animal House
6. Stripes
7. Office Space
8. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
9. Raising Arizona
10. Fletch
11. Airplane
12. Young Frankenstein
13. What About Bob
14. My Cousin Vinny
15. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
16. Swingers
17. Anchorman
18. The Gods Must Be Crazy
19. Elf
20. The Jerk
21. Bachelor Party
22. Austin Powers
23. Weird Science
24. Beverly Hills Cop
25. Holy Grail (Should be higher, but I thought of it too late)
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Couldn't you have put Holy Grail in its appropriate spot and have your assistant re-number the remaining movies in the post for you? For me, this list is tainted.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-05-2009, 02:55 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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I am sulking
because for the first time in many years, I didn't go somewhere warm for the xmas break. So to avoid the crushing disappointment that will occur were next xmas break to be similarly bereft, I am in the process of planning and booking the BITCHIN'EST beach break in the history of the world. Or at least in the history of my world.
I think I've got the hotspot picked out, but any suggestions for bitchin' beach locales would be considered and much appreciated. However, as I really don't like traveling all that much, please remember that I'm not going to Fiji (or whatever). That's just too damned far.
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01-05-2009, 02:57 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Re: Now will you friend us, Coltrane?
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
I see. So they are kind of like the Spice Girls? Except . . . um . . . none of them are yet married to David Beckham?
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From the looks of it, the Spice Girls were a beta release. I suspect Beckham will be interested in upgrading to the newer version.
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01-05-2009, 02:58 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
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Re: I am sulking
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Originally Posted by dtb
because for the first time in many years, I didn't go somewhere warm for the xmas break. So to avoid the crushing disappointment that will occur were next xmas break to be similarly bereft, I am in the process of planning and booking the BITCHIN'EST beach break in the history of the world. Or at least in the history of my world.
I think I've got the hotspot picked out, but any suggestions for bitchin' beach locales would be considered and much appreciated. However, as I really don't like traveling all that much, please remember that I'm not going to Fiji (or whatever). That's just too damned far.
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clothing optional or standard?
country where sex with teens is legal, or not?
"" "" but as to bestiality?
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