Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!! - Page 232

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-07-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

For any of you who chat with me on IM on occasion, you may be surprised to hear from me sometime soon. It will surprise you that I am such a slow typist, that I have suddenly become enamored of lots of extraneous punctuation and that I make such atrocious spelling errors.

Don't be alarmed! Most likely, it is my 6-year-old son who has taken to sitting at my computer if I'm not there and starting up chats.

He ran downstairs today when I got home and said, "Mama! Good news! I'm finally talking to someone on your computer!" I said, "Oh? Who is that?" (It was sebby.)

His older brother said, "But you don't even know him!", which protest was met with "I DON'T CARE!!!"

I then explained (by IM) to Sebby what had happened (i.e., that it was my 6-y-o), and my 6-y-o was furious!

So, if you're ever in doubt, and are wondering if it's truly me, I'll have to utter the password, which will be... um... PINTO.

No one will ever crack that code!

ETA: But please, keep it clean.

The kid had me going for a couple minutes. The odd mis-spellings had me thinking, "Is she perhaps drunk? No. It's early afternoon.

...Then again, she might be hanging with Rip Torn."

Replaced_Texan · 01-07-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

That's my thought exactly--at this point there is nothing you can do to make them want you, just make them NOT want you...my only concern is that the dog plans were something I suggested and he agreed to, so I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to follow up and suggest details or leave him be to see if he'll take the iniative himself. Manners would say it's my job to follow up, but my instinct is to leave it be and if he wants to do it, he'll follow up.

Have a good weekend with your dog. If he wants to show up, let him take the initiative on that.

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-07-2009, 01:56 PM

Here's a Patton Oswalt rant on 80s Hair Bands that's pretty funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewY3h...eature=related

TM

Flinty_McFlint · 01-07-2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

The kid had me going for a couple minutes. The odd mis-spellings had me thinking, "Is she perhaps drunk? No. It's early afternoon.

...Then again, she might be hanging with Rip Torn."

Yeah, that was a sure tip off. dtb certainly knows how to spell unsolicited fellatio, she's had enough practice.

Sidd Finch · 01-07-2009, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

Ok, I maybe didn't sumarize that well. I was a little bit standoffish on our first couple of dates but communicative about it (just got out of LTR, give me a couple of dates to get in the swing of things again, unless you just want to be a piece of ass, in which case, fine)...then when he went all wackado on me i was like "look, i'm not in any rush and am happy to do friendly stuff and you either will or won't get your head straightened out--I'm in to you and know you're a good person whatever form it takes"--he's been very communicative, and I have too...I just feel like I should maybe give him space to get his head straightened out, but I want the boy in a baaad way and he knows it.

Jesus H Christ. This has gone from dull to suicide-inducing. You were standoffish but you got in his space but you told him you don't need to be but you want him but you're not sure and is he really ready blah blah blah.

At this point, even I have no idea what you actually want -- a relationship? Happy to just bang him for awhile? A regular dog-walking date? -- or what you've actually done towards that. Maybe you need to figure that out for yourself, and then tell him. Be clear -- "I like you and want to spend time with you, if it's just as a friend I can live with that but I'd really like you to fuck me, in a friendly way at least," for example.

My guess is he'll respond that he's just not ready for that yet, in a Thurgreed-type way. Which I would argue is not sufficiently communicative to merit a blowjob, but opinions may differ.

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-07-2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Can't it also mean, "I'd really just like no-strings attached sex?"

I assumed he already got that and is now trying to cut the strings he didn't think were there.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-07-2009, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

Yeah, I would generally agree with you on this. I may have shortened it down a bit--i think his words were something like (can't believe I'm telling you THurgreed) he thought he was ready to start dating again (divorced) but i was the first person he met that he really thought would go somewhere and it's freaking him out and he's getting all anxious and blah blah blah and could we do some friendly stuff for a while to which I said something like "Like walking the dogs?" and he said "yes, perfect" and then I suggested a date and he said it should work. Mostly I contact him first and he responds, but sometimes he initiates contact. Probably a lost cause, but he's a smart, hot lost cause.

He sounds like a pain in the ass with a lot of baggage to me.

TM

sunnybunny · 01-07-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I assumed he already got that and is now trying to cut the strings he didn't think were there.

TM

Nope.

bold_n_brazen · 01-07-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

Ok, I maybe didn't sumarize that well. I was a little bit standoffish on our first couple of dates but communicative about it (just got out of LTR, give me a couple of dates to get in the swing of things again, unless you just want to be a piece of ass, in which case, fine)...then when he went all wackado on me i was like "look, i'm not in any rush and am happy to do friendly stuff and you either will or won't get your head straightened out--I'm in to you and know you're a good person whatever form it takes"--he's been very communicative, and I have too...I just feel like I should maybe give him space to get his head straightened out, but I want the boy in a baaad way and he knows it.

When I was younger and living in LA, I was one evening lounging around the living room with my roommates, discussing ad infinitum whether a guy I had met that weekend liked me.

My roommate, Tracy, looked at me and said "Do you think he likes you?"

And I said "Yes".

Tracy said, "If you think he likes you, he does. You should always trust your instincts on this."

She was right.

Trust your instincts. They are telling you he is no longer interested. They are right.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-07-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Sebby has time to IM dtb, but not to post here? What a dick. I hope I don't turn out like him.

Like you've never IM'd with a six year old.

sunnybunny · 01-07-2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

When I was younger and living in LA, I was one evening lounging around the living room with my roommates, discussing ad infinitum whether a guy I had met that weekend liked me.

My roommate, Tracy, looked at me and said "Do you think he likes you?"

And I said "Yes".

Tracy said, "If you think he likes you, he does. You should always trust your instincts on this."

She was right.

Trust your instincts. They are telling you he is no longer interested. They are right.

Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me, but I usually lack the patience/discipline.

Flinty_McFlint · 01-07-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me, but I usually lack the patience/discipline.

Finally the entertainment begins. I'm now down to my last sip of coke and the semi-popped kernels over here. Shit.

greatwhitenorthchick · 01-07-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me, but I usually lack the patience/discipline.

Sunny, you are acting like you just want us to tell you what you want to hear.

Thurgreed is right. No one will be "ready for a relationship" in 5 months. If he will ever be ready, he will be ready now. Because if he really likes you, he won't want you to be apart from him for 5 months.

I think you could do much better.

Hank Chinaski · 01-07-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder

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this is the biggest smile in the last month.

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-07-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

My guess is he'll respond that he's just not ready for that yet, in a Thurgreed-type way. Which I would argue is not sufficiently communicative to merit a blowjob, but opinions may differ.

How's that?

TM