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Old 09-02-2009, 01:34 PM   #2401
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Ok, you really need to stop posting now. e/o giveth, and dtb taketh away. Though it sounds like e/o geteth as well as giveth.
i blame the clintons!


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Old 09-02-2009, 01:46 PM   #2402
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i blame the clintons!


WTF, let's get everyone back.
As much of a pain in the neck you generally are when partially coherent, I have to say that you're really just a big softie. Cue the impotence jokes.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:06 PM   #2403
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So now you do swallow?
I would and always have. Since swallowing in this case would first require retrieval, no.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:21 PM   #2404
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I would and always have. Since swallowing in this case would first require retrieval, no.
I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:24 PM   #2405
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I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
In my experience, it only existed in Heathers.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:30 PM   #2406
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I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
I have encountered spitters.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:34 PM   #2408
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I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
I have known non-swallowers. But not for long.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:35 PM   #2409
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No. It'll remind me that I don't get it very often (due in Oct).
Is the kid going to be called Sequels2?
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I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
If E/O doesn't do it to completion (which is what she said yesterday -- isn't it?) then what is she swallowing? I'm confused.

I've met one non-swallower ("met"). The non-swallowing was not a good coda to the act. But then she became a Jesus-freak so it was no longer relevant.
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I've met one non-swallower ("met"). The non-swallowing was not a good coda to the act. But then she became a Jesus-freak so it was no longer relevant.
She liked that kind of misery?
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:51 PM   #2412
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I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
They exist.

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She liked that kind of misery?
The misery of not swallowing my ejaculate? Apparently.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:57 PM   #2414
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Is the kid going to be called Sequels2?
There already is a 19-month old.

I was thinking Sequels 3: Electric Booglaloo.
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But she probably couldn't get enough (sex or blowjob-giving) for the first six months or so, right? RIGHT?
Relatively speaking.
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