This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

JFC. This board is rapidly moving down the slope to discussions of Viagra, Cialis, and Metamucil.*

*In an old-people-in-a-bathtub way.

So what. We're much thinner than the generation below us. We'll probably outlive them all. Remember that fat kid in class? Now half the class is that fat. Eventually, we will probably just eat them since they contain so little carbs. Mmmmmmmmm, fatty, marbled children....