Lamest k race win ever

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Maybe a Politics cross-post, but Eugene Volokh, of all people, posts:



http://volokh.com/2011/04/21/vibrators/

Thoughts?

Over the past few decades (and particularly among the audience Volokh is talking about), the female orgasm has gone from something people actually questioned existed, to something people most talked about faking, to something that was discussed and promoted -- and ultimately became something to be valued, appreciated, applauded. This is all good in my view -- making a woman come is fun, fun, fun! And talking about how many orgasms she had, and how intense they were, is all part of it. Vibrators are just an extension of that.

Yes no one ever talks about male orgasms that way. It's almost like a natural reaction -- stick dick in hole, eventually stuff comes out, and it's sort of messy. More intense, less intense... who cares? Hell, even talking about it is considered perverse, with an attitude that would be seen as offensive and sexist if extended to the female orgasm. How many of us thrilled to Gwink's stories of having an orgasm while the bus goes over a bump, or while giving (giving!) head? Yet, if a man told a similar story? He'd be laughed at as a premature ejaculator, considered a pervert, and generally viewed as a disgusting, sticky mess.


So, the cause of the reality that Volokh disussion is the blatant and ingrained anti-male sexism of orgasm politics.

Either that, or the fact that a rubber pussy is just plain icky.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Over the past few decades (and particularly among the audience Volokh is talking about), the female orgasm has gone from something people actually questioned existed, to something people most talked about faking, to something that was discussed and promoted -- and ultimately became something to be valued, appreciated, applauded. This is all good in my view -- making a woman come is fun, fun, fun! And talking about how many orgasms she had, and how intense they were, is all part of it. Vibrators are just an extension of that.

This reminds of another "true story".

[true story] About two years ago I went on a date with a woman whom I "knew" rather well, iykwim We attended a seminar at Babeland, the topic of which was "female ejaculation" or as some may say "squirting". Needless to say the "sex educator", as Babeland calls them, was a women; and further, based on her "talk" I developed a very clear mind's eye picture of her (i) masturbating; (ii) orgasming; and (iii) squirting, one or all of which are, apparently, according to her, daily activities of living for her. We will call her "squirty"

Fast forward to about 6 months ago, I am at my current "partner's" childrens' school, and I get introduced to one of the kid's new classroom assistants. It took me a few seconds to get beyond the disparate context and realize it was squirty. Recently she got voted by the Faculty and staff to sit on the Board of Trustees at the School, as a non-voting teacher rep to the Board, a Board on which I sit. I find it difficult to be around her without the graphic mental image from Babeland popping into my mind's eye. I don't think she places me, as the pirate beard thing has the effect of giving me some anonymity from those who may have seen me in a different context. [/true story]

While the graphic thoughts are not unpleasant, I think its a bit unprofessional to be having them during Board meetings.

Maybe hypnosis to clear my mind.

Thoughts?

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Yet, if a man told a similar story? He'd be laughed at as....a pervert".
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hi!

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

While the graphic thoughts are not unpleasant, I think its a bit unprofessional to be having them during Board meetings.

Maybe hypnosis to clear my mind.

Thoughts?

I suggest you don't go to Board meetings in your professional capacity, and enjoy whatever thoughts subsequently come to mind.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Yelp 1, pre-internet reality 0.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Yelp 1, pre-internet reality 0.

We've found Chris!

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

This reminds of another "true story".

[true story] About two years ago I went on a date with a woman whom I "knew" rather well, iykwim We attended a seminar at Babeland, the topic of which was "female ejaculation" or as some may say "squirting". Needless to say the "sex educator", as Babeland calls them, was a women; and further, based on her "talk" I developed a very clear mind's eye picture of her (i) masturbating; (ii) orgasming; and (iii) squirting, one or all of which are, apparently, according to her, daily activities of living for her. We will call her "squirty"

Fast forward to about 6 months ago, I am at my current "partner's" childrens' school, and I get introduced to one of the kid's new classroom assistants. It took me a few seconds to get beyond the disparate context and realize it was squirty. Recently she got voted by the Faculty and staff to sit on the Board of Trustees at the School, as a non-voting teacher rep to the Board, a Board on which I sit. I find it difficult to be around her without the graphic mental image from Babeland popping into my mind's eye. I don't think she places me, as the pirate beard thing has the effect of giving me some anonymity from those who may have seen me in a different context. [/true story]

You need a new equally compelling image of her, something more appropriate to the authoritative position she holds on the board. Call her for a date, and suggest a bondage club?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

This reminds of another "true story".

[true story] About two years ago I went on a date with a woman whom I "knew" rather well, iykwim We attended a seminar at Babeland, the topic of which was "female ejaculation" or as some may say "squirting". Needless to say the "sex educator", as Babeland calls them, was a women; and further, based on her "talk" I developed a very clear mind's eye picture of her (i) masturbating; (ii) orgasming; and (iii) squirting, one or all of which are, apparently, according to her, daily activities of living for her. We will call her "squirty"

Fast forward to about 6 months ago, I am at my current "partner's" childrens' school, and I get introduced to one of the kid's new classroom assistants. It took me a few seconds to get beyond the disparate context and realize it was squirty. Recently she got voted by the Faculty and staff to sit on the Board of Trustees at the School, as a non-voting teacher rep to the Board, a Board on which I sit. I find it difficult to be around her without the graphic mental image from Babeland popping into my mind's eye. I don't think she places me, as the pirate beard thing has the effect of giving me some anonymity from those who may have seen me in a different context. [/true story]

While the graphic thoughts are not unpleasant, I think its a bit unprofessional to be having them during Board meetings.

any idea how she got herself appointed to the board?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

any idea how she got herself appointed to the board?

Video résumé?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

This reminds of another "true story".

[true story] About two years ago I went on a date with a woman whom I "knew" rather well, iykwim We attended a seminar at Babeland, the topic of which was "female ejaculation" or as some may say "squirting". Needless to say the "sex educator", as Babeland calls them, was a women; and further, based on her "talk" I developed a very clear mind's eye picture of her (i) masturbating; (ii) orgasming; and (iii) squirting, one or all of which are, apparently, according to her, daily activities of living for her. We will call her "squirty"

Much as I truly love the female orgasm, the whole squirting thing has never done anything for me. Just saying.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

I suggest you don't go to Board meetings in your professional capacity, and enjoy whatever thoughts subsequently come to mind.

I am trying to find a way to behave properly, not misbehave, and in that context this is not helpful. I am still trying to rehabilitate from a dirty dancing bumpNgrind incident with a soon to be divorced MILF/trustee at a charity auction last month. I don't need another demerit.....I have a reputation t uphold.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

You need a new equally compelling image of her, something more appropriate to the authoritative position she holds on the board. Call her for a date, and suggest a bondage club?

1.not helpful -see my response to Ty;

2. Suggest? Bondage club to a Babeland sex educator is like suggesting an evening of dungeons and dragons to Atticus.

[LessinSF]

Crap Souvenirs

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

*although in my hs people did make fun of guys who had somehow been exposed a's jerking off, as if we all weren't.

If you're masturbating anywhere you can be seen doing so by classmates, ridicule probably is in order.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Over the past few decades (and particularly among the audience Volokh is talking about), the female orgasm has gone from something people actually questioned existed, to something people most talked about faking, to something that was discussed and promoted -- and ultimately became something to be valued, appreciated, applauded. This is all good in my view -- making a woman come is fun, fun, fun! And talking about how many orgasms she had, and how intense they were, is all part of it. Vibrators are just an extension of that.

Yes no one ever talks about male orgasms that way. It's almost like a natural reaction -- stick dick in hole, eventually stuff comes out, and it's sort of messy. More intense, less intense... who cares? Hell, even talking about it is considered perverse, with an attitude that would be seen as offensive and sexist if extended to the female orgasm. How many of us thrilled to Gwink's stories of having an orgasm while the bus goes over a bump, or while giving (giving!) head? Yet, if a man told a similar story? He'd be laughed at as a premature ejaculator, considered a pervert, and generally viewed as a disgusting, sticky mess.


So, the cause of the reality that Volokh disussion is the blatant and ingrained anti-male sexism of orgasm politics.

Either that, or the fact that a rubber pussy is just plain icky.

"And then as the cab was turning left on Main, she pulled her head back and hit that spot near the tip that drives me nuts and -- well, it had been some time since the pipes had been cleaned, and the backlog... well, let's just say those trousers cost $20 to clean. And we had to use two bottles of detangler to get her hair unclumped. It was amazing. Semen was everywhere, all over everything.

Until that point, I had no idea my testicles held that much semen. It had to be at least five or six spoons' worth. And not tablespoons -- serving spoons. You know those big ones that are kind of like flat ladels? Like that. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if it filled a gravy boat. The inside of the car looked like we'd been hit with a water balloon filled with alfredo sauce."

This is not sexy?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

"And then as the cab was turning left on Main, she pulled her head back and hit that spot near the tip that drives me nuts and -- well, it had been some time since the pipes had been cleaned, and the backlog... well, let's just say those trousers cost $20 to clean. And we had to use two bottles of detangler to get her hair unclumped. It was amazing. Semen was everywhere, all over everything.

Until that point, I had no idea my testicles held that much semen. It had to be at least five or six spoons' worth. And not tablespoons -- serving spoons. You know those big ones that are kind of like flat ladels? Like that. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if it filled a gravy boat. The inside of the car looked like we'd been hit with a water balloon filled with alfredo sauce."

This is not sexy?

Daddy?