Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Berry Hunter]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter


This guy was recently sentenced to 90 days in jail for breaking into houses to steal thongs. He also has to pay $8,900 in restitution. He was found with 854 thongs. 854. That's like, one for every day of the year or something.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.html

Dear Nutcase:

If I were a kindergarten teacher and were going to break up with you, the above cretin, I would send you a burned CD of an endless loop of Sisqo's 'Thong Song', by email if that were an option in the state pen.

You'd get the message.

Yours,

Abby