Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Atticus Grinch]

01. What is your favorite word? Recockulous.

02. What is your least favorite word? Whiff.

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Pedantism.

04. What turns you off? Other people's pedantry.

05. What is your favorite curse word? Dick-licker or Fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck. (Tie.)

06. What sound or noise do you love? Balls slapping on ass.

07. What sound or noise do you hate? Other people's cell phones.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? U.S.D.C. judge.

09. What profession would you not like to do? Law school professor.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Bitch, please.