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09-06-2006, 05:29 PM
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#1516
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Fuck Me
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LessinSF
LessinSF was forty years old today,
They took away all of his toys.
His mother sent newspaper clippings to him,
About his old friends who'd stopped being boys.
There was Harwitz E. Green, just turned thirty-three,
His leather chair waits at the bank.
And Sargent Dow Jones, twenty-seven years old,
Commanding his very own tank.
But Lessin still finds it a nice thing to do,
To lie about nude in the sand,
Drawing pictures of mountains that look like bumps,
And thrashing the air with his hands.
But wait, oh Lessin's productive you know,
He produces the finest of sound,
Putting drumsticks on either side of his nose,
Snorting the best licks in town,
But that's all over...
LessinSF was forty years old today,
And Lessin came foam from his tongue.
He looked at me eyes wide and plainly said,
Is it true that I'm no longer young?
And the children call him famous,
And the old men call him insane,
And sometimes he's so nameless,
That he hardly knows which game to play...
Which words to say...
And I should have told him, "No, you're not old."
And I should have let him go on...smiling...babywide.
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09-06-2006, 05:32 PM
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#1517
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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TSA promotes the mile high club
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Niel Gaiman directed me to the TSA website with the following observation:
I went to double check, and sure enough:
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I checked this site with someone who was traveling out of the country last week (Canada). We laughed at the craziness.
Lip Balm is in, Lip gloss is out. You can bring KY and a 7" screwdriver, but NO WATER.
It's ridiculous.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 09-06-2006 at 05:34 PM..
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09-06-2006, 05:32 PM
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#1518
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,075
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TSA promotes the mile high club
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Niel Gaiman directed me to the TSA website with the following observation:
I went to double check, and sure enough:
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It's nice of you to try to boost Less's spirits.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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09-06-2006, 05:34 PM
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#1519
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And you know who you are
Happy Birthday to that certain special someone!!!
:partytime
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09-06-2006, 05:36 PM
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#1520
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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And you know who you are
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Happy Birthday to that certain special someone!!!
:partytime
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You didn't get invited to Penske's dog's birthday party either?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-06-2006, 05:44 PM
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#1521
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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And you know who you are
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You didn't get invited to Penske's dog's birthday party either?
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I'm pretty sure ppnyc got an invite. The other doggies growled when she ate the whole carob cake. She showed them though when she barked back, "The mailman totally petted me on the way in."
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09-06-2006, 05:46 PM
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#1522
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Passive-Agression
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The partner used speakerphone for every call, and he was hard of hearing so he had the volume on maximum, and he could never dial a call right the first time, and the firm required billing codes be entered for all calls, and he cursed a lot while mis-dialing, and he liked to look at female associates' assets. Good times.
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We worked together?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-06-2006, 05:50 PM
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#1523
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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And you know who you are
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm pretty sure ppnyc got an invite. The other doggies growled when she ate the whole carob cake. She showed them though when she barked back, "The mailman totally petted me on the way in."
TM
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Someone threw a box of straws at me today at Sbux. Does that mean I'm hot?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-06-2006, 05:50 PM
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#1524
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keep me on the dl
Join Date: May 2005
Location: a land without flames
Posts: 32
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And you know who you are
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Happy Birthday to that certain special someone!!!
:partytime
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09-06-2006, 05:53 PM
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#1525
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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And you know who you are
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Someone threw a box of straws at me today at Sbux. Does that mean I'm hot?
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Depends. Was s/he a banker or a loser?
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09-06-2006, 06:02 PM
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#1526
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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And you know who you are
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Depends. Was s/he a banker or a loser?
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09-06-2006, 06:04 PM
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#1527
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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And you know who you are
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Originally posted by dtb
Banker is a subset of loser.
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Whiff is a subset of whoosh.
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09-06-2006, 06:05 PM
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#1528
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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And you know who you are
Quote:
ThurgreedMarshall
Whiff is a subset of whoosh.
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Ping! Pow |
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09-06-2006, 06:05 PM
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#1529
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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And you know who you are
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Someone threw a box of straws at me today at Sbux. Does that mean I'm hot?
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Had you just freshened up your vagina?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-06-2006, 06:06 PM
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#1530
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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And you know who you are
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Had you just freshened up your vagina?
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Let's just say I glorified my sweet spot.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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