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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Did you get a kill?

No. I missed the coffee can every single time. Fucker was quick.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Once you're dating, why would you ask?

Seriously? So she can brag about how tall her man is.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

No. I missed the coffee can every single time. Fucker was quick.

As Sebby can explain, the penis extender is far more effective at knocking 'em over.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Adder

Seriously? So she can brag about how tall her man is.

So what you're saying she's pissed about is repeating false information to her friends?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I shot a gun once in 8th grade. That's it. I use an actual penis extension instead of a symbolic one.

I shot a glock at a gun range once in my early 20's. The ex- bought a gun when we were living next door to some drug dealers. I absolutely hated the feel of a gun in my hand and could not ever picture myself using it to defend myself (in fact I told him that the greater likelihood was that someone would get the gun from me and use it against me). So we sold the gun and bought a dog. Much better investment in my opinion. Even if she didn't make our home much safer.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

I shot a glock at a gun range once in my early 20's. The ex- bought a gun when we were living next door to some drug dealers. I absolutely hated the feel of a gun in my hand and could not ever picture myself using it to defend myself (in fact I told him that the greater likelihood was that someone would get the gun from me and use it against me). So we sold the gun and bought a dog. Much better investment in my opinion. Even if she didn't make our home much safer.

But what if someone tried to use the dog against you? It could happen. Notsosmart now, are we?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Hell, maybe both.



[Subtext: Adder should bring the woman (I assume paralegal is a woman) something to drink next time he runs to the kitchen for coffee.]

Or, you know, just hand her a straw.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Fugee

Somebody, please take Penske's sock drawer away.

Real or imaginary, he still creeps me out.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

What is BnB's position (ha!) on the anal sex, anyway?

I believe that if we held a referendum, most states' residents would vote against anal sex.

Including California, which I find kind of surprising.

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I shot a gun once in 8th grade. That's it. I use an actual penis extension instead of a symbolic one.

Despite the fact my grandfather, my father, and the OM were expert marksmen and I have had guns in my house, I held a gun for the first time in law school when there were intruders peering in the window of my house.

It was horrifying, just holding in in the hallway, knowing that I might have to defend myself. I did not.

The OM and I went to gun shows, but I never again held a loaded weapon until the ex-LMA taught me how to shoot both rifles and a variety of handguns at the range. It's a skill I am glad to have.

Holding a loaded weapon is always terrifying. Or at least it should be, and the repeated handoff from him loading it to me in the booth is still a scary memory. We only went enough for me to feel confident I could drop a cow or a slow moving zombie. Anything faster, I might be in trouble.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

Are you thinking of Thrashers Fan from early LawTalkers days? She purportedly lived in Atlanta and I'm not sure if she ever said her husband's occupation, but he was not a professional. She also may or may not have been a str8 sock.*


*I don't think she was, but str8 made that claim at some point after she had been gone for a while.

I can understand why we needed a Thurgreed sock. I can understand why we needed a Taltos, a Dave, a mmm3587, and a people who care sock. I can even understand why we needed a sunnybunny sock.* But how does anyone decide one day that we needed a ThrashersFan?

*I do not concede that we needed a Montecore sock.

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Once you're dating, why would you ask?

Two reasons. First, I wear a variety of heel heights and that enables me to skip the platformed 5s if I know you're really 5'9". The ex-LMA was taller than me, but I stuck to ballet flats and kitten heels after I wore ridiculous heels and towered over him. Second, if you are going to tell me how much you weigh, then your height is actually relevant.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by evenodds

It's a skill I am glad to have.

Aside from the possibility of zombie attack, why?

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I believe that if we held a referendum, most states' residents would vote against anal sex.

Including California, which I find kind of surprising.

Bite your tongue, missy.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Despite the fact my grandfather, my father, and the OM were expert marksmen and I have had guns in my house, I held a gun for the first time in law school when there were intruders peering in the window of my house.

It was horrifying, just holding in in the hallway, knowing that I might have to defend myself. I did not.

The OM and I went to gun shows, but I never again held a loaded weapon until the ex-LMA taught me how to shoot both rifles and a variety of handguns at the range. It's a skill I am glad to have.

Holding a loaded weapon is always terrifying. Or at least it should be, and the repeated handoff from him loading it to me in the booth is still a scary memory. We only went enough for me to feel confident I could drop a cow or a slow moving zombie. Anything faster, I might be in trouble.

I'm surprised that I see to have held and shot guns much more than many of you all. I am the only person here who's been to a dynamite shoot?