Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Twat. No doubt. Gash at least has a secondary meaning. One of the guys I used to work with called one of my female co-workers a crease. A filthy crease.
So every time I hear the word crease, I think of him. RIP Rick.

do you think someone means the secondary meaning if they call you "gash?" how dumb are you?
"twat" is almost endearing in comparison- trust me. there is a violent undertone to "gash."

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do you think someone means the secondary meaning if they call you "gash?" how dumb are you?
"twat" is almost endearing in comparison- trust me. there is a violent undertone to "gash."

The question, dick, is which word is more offensive.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Is this true?

If so, those Bahreinians make some damn fine coffee.

I wish there was a Caribou near me. Sometimes I fantasize about moving back to Atlanta, just for the Caribou coffee.

And then I remember that an assjack named David lives in Atlanta, and the feeling goes away.

He doesn't think much of you either.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I think that TM was using (as many of us do) the sebby-ism in question as sort of a ("an"?) hommage. Maybe sebby said it back on infirm.

As for "why?" I just want to get it right when I do it. And Ironweed's suicide thingy is just amusing. And the circle jerk in the re line was my gentle way (uh, some might say that it was Not Bob's passive aggressive way) of noting that we aren't terribly tolerant of posts by Not Regulars, and yet we complain about the boredom caused by the lack of new blood. Anyway.

I would like it noted that I have never complained about the boredom caused by the lack of new blood. Unless the new blood is the freshly-retired Steve Yzerman or his ilk, I am more happy to play with familiar blood.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by tmdiva
otitis externa

I was suffering from that earlier this week. I had no idea what it was until earlier this week. And now you are talking about it!!!

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would like it noted that I have never complained about the boredom caused by the lack of new blood. Unless the new blood is the freshly-retired Steve Yzerman or his ilk, I am more happy to play with familiar blood.

Noted, although I can't promise that I won't make another sweeping generalization.

AoN, what the heck is going on with the Islanders? From back-up goalie to general manager?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Noted, although I can't promise that I won't make another sweeping generalization.

AoN, what the heck is going on with the Islanders? From back-up goalie to general manager?

I know, eh. That's the Canadian dream.
By the way, is there a way to know what the Blue Jays team ERA is in the 8th inning? I'm thinking of sending in my resume to JP, hoping he'll let me face a few batters.

[creamy_ass_face]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm feeling a little verklempt, so I'll give you a topic.

Twat vs. Gash, which is more offensive? Discuss amongst yourselves.

Cunt?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You go to work in the moring without showering?

That is absolutely fucking disgusting.

Coltrane goes running at 7PM, showering about 8:30. The rest is hypothetical because Sequels is ending that shit soon- BUT he gets to work after sleeping and works until 6. You shower at 6AM and go to work- then to clubs until 2AM. By the end of your day you smell as bad as Coltrane does.

Me? I work in a smaller firm- I go running at about 10 AM- I carry a slight musk before that- but nothing like the odor you and C. are dragging around by the end of your days.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The question, dick, is which word is more offensive.

what translation page do you use?

[SlaveNoMore]

Hank Chinaski
You shower at 6AM and go to work- then to clubs until 2AM. By the end of your day you smell as bad as Coltrane does.

I think you have me confused with some doppelgänger on your MySpace friends list.

I'll say this much - Penske and Shifter sure have a lot of free time on their hands. Sheesh.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I think you have me confused with some doppelgänger on your MySpace friends list.

I'll say this much - Penske and Shifter sure have a lot of free time on their hands. Sheesh.

2. I want Shifter's job.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'll say this much - Penske and Shifter sure have a lot of free time on their hands. Sheesh.

Fuck to the musetards, that's what I say.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Fuck to the musetards, that's what I say.

Fuse to the mustards- more family friendly?

[Adder]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This brings up a question: do we bathe too much? I bathe twice a day (due to running in the evenings), but I always feel like I'm washing off essential oils that (a) protect my skin from the sun; (b) protect my skin from drying out; (c) protect my skin from insects, etc.

The oils are produced for a reason, right? Don't they serve as a natural sunscreen?

Of course, I'm a greasy eye-talian, so maybe I need to bathe twice a day.

I thought the oils only performed the second of your three functions. But then again, I am Irish and pale. So maybe it is just me that gets no natural protection from the sun.