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[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

I'm conditionally putting you back on the possible favorite list again. Flash a tit or three

Gwinky has 3? I bet that makes buying a bra interesting.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Trying to buy a house sucks.

Also, I would kill for a zhu zhu pet.

I'd never heard of these before. Are 6 y.o. and 9 y.o. girls in the target demographic? If so, I guess I better start stalking the toy departments looking for them.

And I thought this was the good time to be a buyer because there are lots of houses on the market and prices are still down.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Fugee

Gwinky has 3? I bet that makes buying a bra interesting.

I have six teats, like a sow.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I have six teats, like a sow.

Guys must go crazy -- only 2 hands and all those bosoms.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by evenodds

No matter who you are or what your body looks like, there is absolutely no way you could ever sit in these and look attractive.

Yeah, but besides that they're awesome, right?

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I have six teats, like a sow.

Sounds like lactation lover's [sniff] dream gal.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Trying to buy a house sucks.

Also, I would kill for a zhu zhu pet.

I bet trying to buy a zhu zhu pet at the Toys R Us in Paramus, New Jersey sucks more than trying to buy a house.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred

I bet trying to buy a zhu zhu pet at the Toys R Us in Paramus, New Jersey sucks more than trying to buy a house.

Unless the house is in Paramus and you are successful in your purchase attempt and you have to live there every day after you buy it. Even a gaggle of zhu zhu pets and Richard Gere's instructions on how to have to fun with them couldn't alleviate that misery.

[Atticus Grinch]

I would like to take a moment to observe that today is set aside to honor the service of former quasi-judicial officers of the U.S. Department of Commerce. They, and we, are the legacies of an unbroken chain of proud men and women who served their country with honor; who regulated commerce so that we might know peace; who braved hardship so that we might know opportunity; who paid the ultimate price so we might know freedom.

So on this day of silent remembrance and solemn prayer I ask all Americans, wherever you are, whoever you're with, whatever you're doing, to pause in national unity at 3:00 this afternoon. I ask you to ring a bell, or offer a prayer, say a silent "thank you." And commit to give something back to this nation -- something lasting -- in their memory; to affirm in our own lives and advance around the world those enduring ideals of justice, equality, and opportunity for which they and so many generations of Americans have given that last full measure of devotion.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

So on this day of silent remembrance and solemn prayer I ask all Americans, wherever you are, whoever you're with, whatever you're doing, to pause in national unity at 3:00 this afternoon. .

Eastern or Pacific time?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Trying to buy a house sucks.

Not as much as trying to sell one.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I would like to take a moment to observe that today is set aside to honor the service of former quasi-judicial officers of the U.S. Department of Commerce. They, and we, are the legacies of an unbroken chain of proud men and women who served their country with honor; who regulated commerce so that we might know peace; who braved hardship so that we might know opportunity; who paid the ultimate price so we might know freedom.

So on this day of silent remembrance and solemn prayer I ask all Americans, wherever you are, whoever you're with, whatever you're doing, to pause in national unity at 3:00 this afternoon. I ask you to ring a bell, or offer a prayer, say a silent "thank you." And commit to give something back to this nation -- something lasting -- in their memory; to affirm in our own lives and advance around the world those enduring ideals of justice, equality, and opportunity for which they and so many generations of Americans have given that last full measure of devotion.

Hank died?

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

I will get my first in-person look at Cal tomorrow against an overmatched Detroit team, but, being Cal, we are all expecting us to not live up to our #13 preseason ranking.

To followup, I see that Cal will play either UNC or Ohio State on November 20 in the 2K Sports Classic at Madison Square Garden. We play Syracuse in the first round on November 19. We should get some friendly bets going. I know TM is UNC and dtb (or ncs?) is Syracuse. I and Flinty are probably the biggest Cal fans. Is anyone an Ohio State alum?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

To followup, I see that Cal will play either UNC or Ohio State on November 20 in the 2K Sports Classic at Madison Square Garden. We play Syracuse in the first round on November 19. We should get some friendly bets going. I know TM is UNC and dtb (or ncs?) is Syracuse. I and Flinty are probably the biggest Cal fans. Is anyone an Ohio State alum?

Bn'B is Syracuse, you idiot.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Not as much as trying to sell one.

Yeah, I'm doing that too.

So.... let's recap.

Trying to sell my house.
Trying to buy a house.
Trying to find zhu zhu pets.

I should kill myself now.