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11-18-2009, 04:38 PM
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Re: I would have posted on the Technology forum but...
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
We we we we. All the way home.
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I noticed this too.
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Me 3.
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And this is confirmation that her mission has been accomplished.
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11-18-2009, 04:39 PM
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Re: The pitcher puts religion first
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If Ted Williams played for the Yankees he would have had 700 home runs.
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And a championship.
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11-18-2009, 04:43 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Re: Mystery Location
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Crap. I will edit.
So I'm planning to go to a beach town that borders either the Atlantic or the Pacific Ocean and I was looking for ideas as to what to do while there?? Anyone??
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Play bejeweled. Duh.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-18-2009, 04:44 PM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Re: Mystery Location
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Crap. I will edit.
So I'm planning to go to a beach town that borders either the Atlantic or the Pacific Ocean and I was looking for ideas as to what to do while there?? Anyone??
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1. golf.
2. sit on the beach or by the pool (under an umbrella if you want to save your skin), drink fruity drinks and read trashy novels.
3. eat seafood
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11-18-2009, 04:45 PM
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Location: NYC
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Re: Mystery Location
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Originally Posted by Fugee
1. golf.
2. sit on the beach or by the pool (under an umbrella if you want to save your skin), drink fruity drinks and read trashy novels.
3. eat seafood
Rinse, repeat.
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Type 2.
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11-18-2009, 04:45 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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Re: Mystery Location
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Crap. I will edit.
So I'm planning to go to a beach town that borders either the Atlantic or the Pacific Ocean and I was looking for ideas as to what to do while there?? Anyone??
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I wish I had recs for you, especially since I lived within easy driving distance for a few years, but I have no real experience there, and certainly not since fleeing my home state.
St. Augustine, however, is lovely.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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11-18-2009, 04:48 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: The pitcher puts religion first
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If Ted Williams played for the Yankees he would have had 700 home runs.
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If Ty Cobb had played for the Yankees he would have been a nice guy.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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11-18-2009, 04:50 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Re: The pitcher puts religion first
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And a championship.
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But would Joe D.'s head be frozen in Arizona?
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11-18-2009, 04:53 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: The pitcher puts religion first
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If Ty Cobb had played for the Yankees he would have been a nice guy.
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AON, "I'm the luckiest man in the world, now that Lou Gehrig is dead" might very well be the 13 funniest words ever uttered on The Simpsons, which means by definition they are the 13 funniest ever on television. |
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11-18-2009, 04:53 PM
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Re: The pitcher puts religion first
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But would Joe D.'s head be frozen in Arizona?
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Yes.
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11-18-2009, 04:54 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Re: Truth Serum
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Originally Posted by evenodds
We benefited recently from his work-related unavailability, but we have intentionally waited on sex while developing the relationship.
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Or the sex partner he's having in between.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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11-18-2009, 04:58 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Truth Serum
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Originally Posted by sunnybunny
Or the sex partner he's having in between.
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I smell transference.
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11-18-2009, 04:59 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Re: Mystery Location
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Type 2.
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What is the board record for most whiffs inspired by different posts during a 24-hour period? Should I be trying to break it today or is it out of reach?
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See you later, decorator.
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11-18-2009, 05:04 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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Re: Mystery Location
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
What is the board record for most whiffs inspired by different posts during a 24-hour period? Should I be trying to break it today or is it out of reach?
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Today, the competition is fierce.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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11-18-2009, 05:05 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Re: Mystery Location
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Crap. I will edit.
So I'm planning to go to a beach town that borders either the Atlantic or the Pacific Ocean and I was looking for ideas as to what to do while there?? Anyone??
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If you see any local running backs with hyphenated last names, maybe give an accidental gentle shove into a hole that will sprain an ankle or something.
Those guys are too close for comfort.
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