Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

True story,

Back in the summer of 2000 I got invited to a bachelor party in Tahoe. I had some vacation time built up, so I decide to roadtrip it rather than fly. Take a nice drive down the Oregon coast. Grab some Rogue ales, the redwoods, blahbity, blahbity.

The party was for one of my boys from the Chi and all of the guests, other than me and one "other" were flying in from the midwest and other western locales. The "other" was one of our posse from the Chi who had moved to Silivalley, hit it hard with a dot.com and retired at 35. The guy had madd banck to burn. The party was being hosted at his vacation house at the south end of Tahoe. On the lake. The bachelor's fiance was pretty strict, no porn, no nude dancers, strippers etc. and put the fear of the bigfbadbabyJesus in him, so we all were aware that it was going to be a tame party, at least when he was there (one night half the guys took the bachelor to reno and the rest of us stayed back and hosted a couple of 18 yo strippers, but i digress....).

Eitherwhichway, there was going to be booze, so that was something.

Anyhoo, in order to liven things up but stay within the bachelor's constraints, the dot.com dude bought 4 RealDolls, a blonde, brunette, redhead, and one with a shaved/bald head (fyi, the drapes matched the curtains). It was sort of joke but also a way to have some nudidity, albeit faux. At the end of the weekend dot.com said he had to dispose of the Dolls, as his wife was coming out to the house the next week with her yoga group. Seeing an opportunity, I said, if he didn't mind, I coud fit a couple in my drop top for the ride home, and as a novelty I wouldn't mind taking them off his hand (for no cost, that's how I roll).

He agreed, and I was on my way. anyhoo, long story short, after a few months my then GF tired of the FFMFs and threw down an ultimatum, the Dolls or her. While the Dolls weren't bad, they are at best, like stevia to real sugar. I made a midnight run to the Salvation Army and dropped them in the hopper (each with a brand new sundress from Target).

Hopefully that debunks your every owner is weird generalization.......

2 questions: did you just use them for cover to drive in HOV lanes or was there touching?

which 2 dolls did you take?

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

2 questions: did you just use them for cover to drive in HOV lanes or was there touching?

which 2 dolls did you take?

In the car the only touching was between the Redhead and the cop.

I took the Redhead and the baldie (sort of looked like Persis Khambatta in the first Star Trek movie).

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

In the car the only touching was between the Redhead and the cop.

I took the Redhead and the baldie (sort of looked like Persis Khambatta in the first Star Trek movie).

speaking of redheads, now that mickey rourke is back in, I wonder if its time to remake the elephant man?

[tmdiva]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

TM

These make me think of brushing my teeth.

tm

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by tmdiva

These make me think of brushing my teeth.

tm

me too, but in a different way probably.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

me too, but in a different way probably.

POTW. And, if we don't get off the BCS argument, presumptive POTM.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

speaking of redheads, now that mickey rourke is back in, I wonder if its time to remake the elephant man?

The mouth on the RealDoll looked more life like.

[bling trade]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

me too, but in a different way probably.

You dream of dentata?

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

bowl games often undersell. I'm getting several emails trying to sell me tickets to MSU's bowl game, it isn't sold out.

Don't worry. I'm sure that over the next couple of weeks, UGA fans will buy up most of MSU's allotment.

[Jack Manfred]

With all the dismissive talk about Boise State, you'd think that the last time Boise State went to a BCS bowl game that (a) they lost, and (b) the game wasn't entertaining.

You'd be wrong on both counts though.

Two successful trick plays at game-ending situations, plus the hero asks the cheerleader to marry him on national TV seconds after winning the game! What more do you people want? There haven't been five better bowl games in the history of college football. Period. No matter whether the stakes were were for the National Championship or the Meinecke Car Care Bowl muffler/trophy.

Boise State shows up. The Pac 10 and Big 10 have been weak conferences this year, and both their conference champions are suspect. That they play in the "Grandaddy of them all" is a testament to tradition, not to entertainment value or current football prowess.

Oh, and who did Boise State beat in the Fiesta Bowl? Ok-la-fucking-homa. Who shouldn't even be in the BCS Championship to start. And whose citizens need to return the SuperSonics, but that's another post.

[Hank Chinaski]

do you think the parishioners are more or less likely to open up in the future?


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,469928,00.html

• Florida Woman Says Former Church Plans to Make Her Sins Public
  
  A 49-year-old Florida woman says her former church is threatening to reveal her sins to its congregation after learning that she is in a "sexually immoral relationship."
  
  Rebecca Hancock told FOXNews.com that Grace Community Church, a non-denominational church in Jacksonville, Fla., was against her relationship with boyfriend Frank Young because the two were sexually active but not married.
  
  When she wasn’t willing to obey the church's orders to leave him, she decided to leave the church instead, allowing her two children to remain active members.
  
  Now, she says, church elders have given her the worst ultimatum yet: In a Dec. 8 letter, they told her she either has to meet with them and end her "immoral" relationship or she will face public humiliation.
  
  “Bottom line, on January they 4th they are going to the church publicly with my sins, and my children will be sitting in church at the time,” Hancock told FOXNews.com.
  
  A church leader wouldn't commit to an interview when contacted Thursday by FOXNews.com. The Rev. T. Scott Christmas, pastor of the church, told the Florida Times-Union that the "process of loving accountability" is made very clear to members, and the church is doing "nothing more than following the practices of what biblical churches have done through history."
  
  Hancock, who is divorced, said the problems began in March, when she started telling her church mentor about her relationship — in what she thought were confidential conversations.

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/..._Extortion.pdf

I'm trying to find out if the disclosure will be explicit enough as to justify a road trip.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred

With all the dismissive talk about Boise State, you'd think that the last time Boise State went to a BCS bowl game that (a) they lost, and (b) the game wasn't entertaining.

You'd be wrong on both counts though.

Two successful trick plays at game-ending situations, plus the hero asks the cheerleader to marry him on national TV seconds after winning the game! What more do you people want? There haven't been five better bowl games in the history of college football. Period. No matter whether the stakes were were for the National Championship or the Meinecke Car Care Bowl muffler/trophy.

Boise State shows up. The Pac 10 and Big 10 have been weak conferences this year, and both their conference champions are suspect. That they play in the "Grandaddy of them all" is a testament to tradition, not to entertainment value or current football prowess.

Oh, and who did Boise State beat in the Fiesta Bowl? Ok-la-fucking-homa. Who shouldn't even be in the BCS Championship to start. And whose citizens need to return the SuperSonics, but that's another post.

Theorem: there's no crying in baseball.

Corollary: there's no prowess in football.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

I really enjoy fuckyoupenguin.blogspot. Thanks, RT.

[Replaced_Texan]

Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog making mashed potatoes

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog making mashed potatoes