Lamest k race win ever

[Gattigap]

From an Indian streetfood restaurant in Asheville, NC:

[Atticus Grinch]

So, this exists:

http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

So, this exists:

http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/

Thank god. We are all saved.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Q: What would a restaurant owned and designed by Ironweed be Like?

A:

Wouldn't 'weed's restaurant have served the kid cider, not understanding that an order for "apple juice" meant anything else?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Their suits seem to fit like they're tailored by Thom. Browne. They fit tighter, not necessarily better.

Actually, I didn't see that at all. I saw traditionally well-tailored suits.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Thank god. We are all saved.

There's a parable about the servant who buries the coin with which his absent master has entrusted him. At the End of Days, the talented people who will have the most to answer for on that account are Photoshop professionals and Olympic target shooters.

And PLF.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

There's a parable about the servant who buries the coin with which his absent master has entrusted him. At the End of Days, the talented people who will have the most to answer for on that account are Photoshop professionals and Olympic target shooters.

And PLF.

I still wish I'd buried all my coins during the Bush administration.

Sorry, was that the wrong board?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

Wouldn't 'weed's restaurant have served the kid cider, not understanding that an order for "apple juice" meant anything else?

I like one of the parental quotes: "nobody at the table ordered drinks, so he definitely shouldn't have received one." Exactly, good parent, if you order a drink at Applebee's, well, then it's only fair your toddler get one.

Isn't this whole thing just a tempest in a sippy-cup, though? I mean, so what, the kid got a good night sleep. Or is this a way for Applebees to get the word out on its carding policy?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

I like one of the parental quotes: "nobody at the table ordered drinks, so he definitely shouldn't have received one." Exactly, good parent, if you order a drink at Applebee's, well, then it's only fair your toddler get one.

Isn't this whole thing just a tempest in a sippy-cup, though? I mean, so what, the kid got a good night sleep. Or is this a way for Applebees to get the word out on its carding policy?

I once gave my son a sippy cup containing what I thought was juice but turned out to be leftover mojitos. If anything the incident temporarily decreased the average douchiness of the nation's mojito-drinkers.

Anytime anything goes wrong in an American commercial transaction the customer's first instinct is to wonder how to get a mouse into the beer bottle to extort a lifetime of free Elsinore. I think a lifetime of free meals at Applebee's is punishment enough.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I once gave my son a sippy cup containing what I thought was juice but turned out to be leftover mojitos.

I am bothered four distinct ways by this one sentence.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I am bothered four distinct ways by this one sentence.

Part of an efficiency push by my employer.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Part of an efficiency push by my employer.

Falling on you because the unionized employees refused?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

Falling on you because the unionized employees refused?

I do not think the unionized employees would refuse to bother Hank. They'd probably volunteer for extra duty.

And then make a wage claim for the overtime. Bah-dum!

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

There's a parable about the servant who buries the coin with which his absent master has entrusted him. At the End of Days, the talented people who will have the most to answer for on that account are Photoshop professionals and Olympic target shooters.

And PLF.

Come judgment day, I may not have as many song parodies as other posters, and I didn't send in a picture for Breasticle Day, but I think St. Peter will be duly impressed with my attempts to impose mental discipline upon the board, and will look upon my Newber-attraction potential with favor.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

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