A frolic in Cambodia

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Who here has a work spouse?

IF I did I'd be fucking her.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This sort of thing sets a bad precedent. Whats to stop ExLax from doing an ad showing some purple faced guy straining on the toilet? Or Depends showing some old man with soiled khakis? Viagra could do a bit with some cat pitching a massive tent in his pants.

The precedent has already been set by commericals seen during Sunday afternoon football.

"Dad what's a four-hour erection?"

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
The precedent has already been set by commericals seen during Sunday afternoon football.

"Dad what's a four-hour erection?"

Ouch. And my usual response to tough questions -- "ask your mother" -- would seem to be counterproductive.

(Fenwick's secretary made cookies and brought them in today. So I've got a work mom, even though I lack a work wife. On the upside, the cookies are quite good.)

[Replaced_Texan]

Les: It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From... W.... ... K... ... R... ... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!

Johnny: Les? Are you there? Les isn't there. (composing himself) Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les, and for those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven.

Jennifer: But Mr Colly, a lot of turkeys don't make it through Thanksgiving!

Venus: Les! Are you okay?
Les: I don't know. A man and his two children tried to kill me. After the turkeys hit the pavement, the crowd kind of scattered, but some of them tried to attack me! I had to jam myself into a phone booth! Then Mr Carlson had the helicopter land in the middle of the parking lot. I guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose. It gets pretty strange after that.
Andy: Les, c'mon now, tell us the rest.
Les: I really don't know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counterattack! It was almost as if they were ...organized!!
Mr Carlson: As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Who here has a work spouse? I had one at my old gig (Mrs. Not Bob would have killed me had she known), but don't have one here at Not Bob & Associates. I guess it's just lonely at the top.

I do.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
IF I did I'd be fucking her.

I should add that I am fucking my work husband and my work wife.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"What ever happened to tasteful understated advertising?"

You mean like "Do you ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?"

[dtb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Les: It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From... W.... ... K... ... R... ... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!

Johnny: Les? Are you there? Les isn't there. (composing himself) Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les, and for those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven.

Jennifer: But Mr Colly, a lot of turkeys don't make it through Thanksgiving!

Venus: Les! Are you okay?
Les: I don't know. A man and his two children tried to kill me. After the turkeys hit the pavement, the crowd kind of scattered, but some of them tried to attack me! I had to jam myself into a phone booth! Then Mr Carlson had the helicopter land in the middle of the parking lot. I guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose. It gets pretty strange after that.
Andy: Les, c'mon now, tell us the rest.
Les: I really don't know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counterattack! It was almost as if they were ...organized!!
Mr Carlson: As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

So, despite the fact that I cackled in a most unladylike fashion upon reading this, it brings to mind an unfortunate incident that happened recently on the 'Guyland (I think...). Anyway, a bunch of teenage hoodlums thought it would be fun to steal a credit card and buy a bunch of crap -- but that wasn't the end of the merry-making. Oh, no.

One of their contraband purchases was a frozen turkey, and one of these geniuses thought it would be especially mirthful to toss one out of a moving car at a passing vehicle. What a bunch of pranksters!!

Well, the frozen turkey hit its target -- a random passing car -- and went through the windshield, hitting the poor woman who was driving said random car straight in the face. She's in critical condition in the hospital, and could die as a result of the injuries sustained from the catapulted poultry.

Boy -- those kids sure do know how to have a good time!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I should add that I am fucking my work husband and my work wife.

Divorce sounds great!

I'm not being sarcastic.

This reminds me of a friend who introduces his wife as "the future ex-Mrs. Smith" and his best friend who introduces HIS wife as "my starter wife."

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by dtb
So, despite the fact that I cackled in a most unladylike fashion upon reading this, it brings to mind an unfortunate incident that happened recently on the 'Guyland (I think...). Anyway, a bunch of teenage hoodlums thought it would be fun to steal a credit card and buy a bunch of crap -- but that wasn't the end of the merry-making. Oh, no.

One of their contraband purchases was a frozen turkey, and one of these geniuses thought it would be especially mirthful to toss one out of a moving car at a passing vehicle. What a bunch of pranksters!!

Well, the frozen turkey hit its target -- a random passing car -- and went through the windshield, hitting the poor woman who was driving said random car straight in the face. She's in critical condition in the hospital, and could die as a result of the injuries sustained from the catapulted poultry.

Boy -- those kids sure do know how to have a good time!

That reminds me of a situation that happened near Allentown a year or two ago. A family (husband, wife, 2 little girls) were driving down the highway. When passing under abridge, their car was struck by a ice ball dropped by a punk-ass 15 year old. The ice went through the windshield and impaled the wife in the chest, killing her in a very messy way right in front of her under-ten girls.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Divorce sounds great!

I'm not being sarcastic.

This reminds me of a friend who introduces his wife as "the future ex-Mrs. Smith" and his best friend who introduces HIS wife as "my starter wife."

See, now that is rude. I did not get married thinking things would end up how they did.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Divorce sounds great!

I'm not being sarcastic.

This reminds me of a friend who introduces his wife as "the future ex-Mrs. Smith" and his best friend who introduces HIS wife as "my starter wife."

I don't believe in withholding sex (why punish myself?), but if ever it were called for, that would be the setting.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
See, now that is rude. I did not get married thinking things would end up how they did.

I didn't say you did. I don't think anyone does. I would never mock your situation. Regardless, it sounds like you're having some fun, at least sexually.

I'm not even saying that these guys did either. They are clearly kidding. It's very possible that neither of them would ever find another woman.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't believe in withholding sex (why punish myself?), but if ever it were called for, that would be the setting.

Most people find it pretty funny.* It's all in the delivery.

*and most of these people aren't lawyers. Which is why I only hang out with us on the internet.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm not even saying that these guys did either. They are clearly kidding. It's very possible that neither of them would ever find another woman.

Now that is kinda charming.