Is Ted Cruz Satan? Discuss.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I responded to your earlier thing, but I agree that it is an unsolvable chicken or the egg thing. I do think that the Palistinians seem to keep escalating the horror of the attacks and too much of the World justifies, or understands, the motivation based upon what Israel did long before the attackers were born. As to whether there would be the same level of Jew hate without "the occupation" that is another chicken/egg. I can't look at it very clearly as my daughter was walking down sidewalks there a year ago where maybe she could be stabbed today.

There is an easy way around the chicken/egg problem. Just stop.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Teach thy tongue to say "I do not know" and thou shalt progress.

I'm offering coaching on that.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I can't even tell you the number of times that goyim have called me anti-Semitic.

fuck you. your kids are no more Jewish than mine.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I can't even tell you the number of times that goyim have called me anti-Semitic for pointing out that it takes two sides to engage in combat. I imagine it's kind of like how you feel when white folks try to tell you what it's like to be black in NYC. Except of course that I'm safely removed from the danger by a few thousand miles.

No, no, no. You're not anti-Semitic, you're a self-hating Jew. Tell these people to get their slurs right.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Any predictions on who the first person will be to show up in both the Ashley Madison and KKK data dumps?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I'm offering coaching on that.

Teach thy tongue to say $400 an hour and thou shalt prosper.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

There is an easy way around the chicken/egg problem. Just stop.

I've not heard the Israelis are arming children with knives to fight back, so maybe they are following your really intelligent advice?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Dumb clucks.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Dumb clucks.

Please baby Jesus make this be true! We just got one at the Detroit airport and I've been dying to eat one!

[Hank Chinaski]

http://www.texasstandard.org/stories...amacare-plans/

can you guys explain again how you didn't fuck up the average person's health care?

[Icky Thump]

The New York City public education system was so impressed with me, they gave me a full scholarship. Free all through high school.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

The New York City public education system was so impressed with me, they gave me a full scholarship. Free all through high school.

I bet you didn't even have to apply. One day at opera practice you met Fiorello La Guardia and he just offered you a scholarship on the spot.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

fuck you. your kids are no more Jewish than mine.

I wasn't referring to you. But while you've brought the topic up....

When Groucho Marx first went out to California, he wanted to join a beach club. He was told the club didn't accept Jews as members. He responded "my kids are only half-Jewish; can they go in to their knees?"

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I wasn't referring to you. But while you've brought the topic up....

When Groucho Marx first went out to California, he wanted to join a beach club. He was told the club didn't accept Jews as members. He responded "my kids are only half-Jewish; can they go in to their knees?"

My wife's maiden name was Kravitz. The sperm doner has no hand in it. My kids are 100% Jewish. If Groucho's wife was goyim, his kids are 0% Jewish. You know that.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

My wife's maiden name was Kravitz. The sperm doner has no hand in it. My kids are 100% Jewish. If Groucho's wife was goyim, his kids are 0% Jewish. You know that.

I hope they've converted, because the Rapture is coming...