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08-30-2005, 03:10 PM
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I Hate My Parents
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is why the maternity ward should be stocked exclusively with male nurses:
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Do you get why this part makes the rest of your post fantasy?
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08-30-2005, 03:13 PM
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#3272
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I Hate My Parents
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Do you get why this part makes the rest of your post fantasy?
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No. People around the office refer to me as "Gomer Pyle, Esquire."
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08-30-2005, 03:16 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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I Hate My Parents
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. People around the office refer to me as "Gomer Pyle, Esquire."
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Shazam shazam shazam.
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08-30-2005, 03:17 PM
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I Hate My Parents
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Punch "brava" into google. Are you sure "breast enhancement!" is what you meant to exclaim?
That system looks insanely painful and silly. "Brava works by literally sucking your breasts bigger." What technologist came up with that crap?
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A technologist named Brava, perhaps?
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08-30-2005, 03:17 PM
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#3275
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I Hate My Parents
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Remember what you told wonk a few days back about how he does the jokes 2 days after someone else did it better?
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Do you feel that posting in the form of a question lets you off the hook of actually composing and typing a flame worth reading? |
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08-30-2005, 03:19 PM
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#3276
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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I Hate My Parents
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Originally posted by ironweed
Do you feel that posting in the form of a question lets you off the hook of actually composing and typing a flame worth reading?
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Whooooa. That's. Heavy!
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08-30-2005, 03:21 PM
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#3277
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I Hate My Parents
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Do you get why this part makes the rest of your post fantasy?
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Your fantasy, maybe. NTTAWWT. Fringey would probably like to hear more about it, but let's keep it to PM.
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08-30-2005, 03:26 PM
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I Hate My Parents. And you.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Whooooa. That's. Heavy!
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Lay off the 'shrooms. |
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08-30-2005, 03:28 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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I Hate My Parents. And you.
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Originally posted by ironweed
Lay off the 'shrooms.
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And on anther note Dorthy's slippers were stolen
Thief steals slippers from `Wizard of Oz'
GRAND RAPIDS, MINNESOTA -- A pair of ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland in "The Wizard of Oz" and insured for $1 million is missing from a Grand Rapids museum.
Police Chief Leigh Serfling said the slippers were stolen late Saturday or early Sunday. Someone entered through a window and broke into a small display case holding the items.
John Kelsch, director of the Children's Discovery Museum, said the slippers belong to a Los Angeles man who lent them to the museum.
Four pairs of ruby slippers worn by the Grand Rapids-born Garland in the 1939 movie are known to exist, including one pair on display at the Smithsonian Institution
Minnesota. Hmmm, I wonder if Flower has smallish feet.
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08-30-2005, 03:51 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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I Hate My Parents
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can speak authoritatively only for myself, but I suspect Gwink and dtb will mostly agree that I am mainly correct in saying that everyone has to earn his way in, cut or uncut.
In fact, some of the uncut ones have had an easier time of it, probably because of the accents.
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Word, baby. |
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08-30-2005, 03:54 PM
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I Hate My Parents. And you.
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Originally posted by notfrommensa
And on anther note Dorthy's slippers were stolen
Thief steals slippers from `Wizard of Oz'
GRAND RAPIDS, MINNESOTA -- A pair of ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland in "The Wizard of Oz" and insured for $1 million is missing from a Grand Rapids museum.
Police Chief Leigh Serfling said the slippers were stolen late Saturday or early Sunday. Someone entered through a window and broke into a small display case holding the items.
John Kelsch, director of the Children's Discovery Museum, said the slippers belong to a Los Angeles man who lent them to the museum.
Four pairs of ruby slippers worn by the Grand Rapids-born Garland in the 1939 movie are known to exist, including one pair on display at the Smithsonian Institution
Minnesota. Hmmm, I wonder if Flower has smallish feet.
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I wonder why you felt the need to don a sock for this particular schtick.
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08-30-2005, 03:55 PM
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I Hate My Parents
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Originally posted by dtb
Word, baby.
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Accent shmaccent. Every man's scalped his way into the show dozens of times with liquor...
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08-30-2005, 03:58 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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I Hate My Parents
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Accent shmaccent. Every man's scalped his way into the show dozens of times with liquor...
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True enough, but with the right accent, liquor is unnecessary. |
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08-30-2005, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I Hate My Parents
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Your fantasy, maybe. NTTAWWT. Fringey would probably like to hear more about it, but let's keep it to PM.
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Fringey doesn't make the babies, but would be happy to entertain Chuck and his coworker during the downtimes. As long as they are hot nurses -- but nurses in porn always are, right?
ETA I am not into accents. And I don't think I know what an uncircumcised one looks like erect -- does it look the same as a circumsised one?
Last edited by ltl/fb; 08-30-2005 at 04:06 PM..
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08-30-2005, 04:01 PM
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#3285
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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I Hate My Parents
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My guess is circumcision was started by Jewish women desperate for orgasms. Think of how much rampant premature ejaculation took place back in the day when all men had all those extra nerve endings...
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No so much the orgasms, I think that it was Jewish women who were not so happy with having to do all that extra laundry. |
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