Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Glad to know I was spending my time more productively.

Oh, don't worry. I became much more productive in '87, although I probably hit my peak during the epic run of Billy Idol's "Cradle of Love" video on MTV in 1990.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

For most of 1983 I was singing Her Name is Rio into a hairbrush, so there you go.

Wrong show, but this is what I was doing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dti8p...eature=related

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Wrong show, but this is what I was doing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dti8p...eature=related

Don't push me because I'm close to the edge.

Trying not to lose my head.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

For most of 1983 I was singing Her Name is Rio into a hairbrush, so there you go.

I was working at the Limited, wearing Forenza sweaters backwards, and doing the Safety Dance, thank you very much.

[barely_legal]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I was working at the Limited, wearing Forenza sweaters backwards, and doing the Safety Dance, thank you very much.

I would have killed to have had you as an older sister in 1983 (assuming you could get me discounts). Did you also wear Outback Red henleys, preferably layered?

[Replaced_Texan]

I am the high scorer today on ncs's jazz hands game.

I rule.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by barely_legal

I would have killed to have had you as an older sister in 1983 (assuming you could get me discounts). Did you also wear Outback Red henleys, preferably layered?

And EG Socks with my Reebok high tops.

I. Was. So. Fly.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

I am the high scorer today on ncs's jazz hands game.

I rule.

why call it that?

I can't conceive of how people get the higher scores. It seems like there aren't enough possible points. Is there some bonus for quickest win?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

why call it that?

I can't conceive of how people get the higher scores. It seems like there aren't enough possible points. Is there some bonus for quickest win?

Well, without the benefit of the search button, I call it that because ncs said something about "jazz hands" with relation to the music that goes with the game. I'm pretty sure that she brought it to our attention.

You get a bonus if you clear every ball on the board. In my case, there was no skill whatsoever involved. Complete and total accident.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Poor Not Bob. The cyber-ink on his IM parody materpiece had barely virtually dried when Manfred posted his Definitive Statement on the Male Gender. Oh, Not Bob, your time in the sun was brief, but better that than to toil away in obscurity like the Adders of the world, no? In any event, if you need a digital shoulder upon which to spill your e-tears, I am here for you. Although my brief moment of relevance was many years ago, I remember it as though it were tomorrow.

Don't feel too bad. At Not Bob's age, time in the sun should be kept to a minimum.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I am Italian. Just not that swarthy. Swarthier than anglos, surely, but not as swarthy as real italianos.

Buona sera, signore!

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I think Ellen was emotionally cheating on Portia while watching her.

Oh yeah. But who can blame her? Marissa is special.

S_A_M

[notcasesensitive]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

I am the high scorer today on ncs's jazz hands game.

I rule.

Nice job! I'm jealous. I've never cleared a screen (though I did just get 58/60 playing in order to get to see your score -- I think that may be the closest I've ever come to clearing a board). Boom. Shine.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

"Rap?" I think this cat's first problem is that he seems to be stuck in 1983. I bet you do really well with the big hair girls.

TM

Word, Homes.

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Don't feel too bad. At Not Bob's age, time in the sun should be kept to a minimum.

Penske, Penske in ya corner office
I'm gonna chase you off the boards

You better change your attitude
for they asking what happened to ya

Lord forgive him, Not Bob got them dark forces in him
But he also got a righteous cause for grinnin
Them-a-ignore me, so I gotta ignore-dem
FB emergency, mods performin procedures

Jesus, I ain't tryin to be facetious, but
"Vengeance is mine" said Tyrone
You said it better than all
Leave postas on death's door, breathin on
res-por-rators for killin Not Bob's best post yet

The more you post, the more you irkin us
The more you gon' need memorial services
The Sebby IM Parody, chapter and verse, is like
Devil's pie, save some dessert for us

Let me get serious for y'all, one second
I got dreams, of holdin a nine milla, to Not Bob's post-killer
Askin him why as my eyes fill up
These days I can't wake up with a dry pillow
Gone but not forgotten, NB I still feel you
So, curse the day that birthed the bastard
who caused your post to pass
reverse the laughs, reverse the past
reverse the curse of the next post and there you are,
Not Bob

Lord forgive him, we all have sinned
But Not Bob's a good dude, please let him in
And if you feel in my heart that I long for revenge
Please blame it on that fucker Penske, thanks again