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robustpuppy · 05-10-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm sure he means that I have a hard, brittle exterior but if you can crack that colorful veneer, I'm really soft and sweet and fucking nuts on the inside.

And I melt in gwnc's mouth, not in her hand.

You've really come out of your shell (HA!) you cyber-titillator, you.

robustpuppy · 05-10-2005, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
What about your sex weight?

See, this is what happens. People get all fit and shit when they're on the market and once they find someone (hi Mr. Commando!), they let their bodies go to hell.

Talk about a broad generalization (HA!) based on personal experience.

barely_legal · 05-10-2005, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You've really come out of your shell (HA!) you cyber-titillator, you.

Now that you're knocked up, NCS is hot but not attainable due to Mr. Man being studly, and Abba is considering monogamy with Commando Boy (and potentially ballooning up from M&M consumption), the board needs a new siren. I'm too bitchy and frigid to really pull it off, but our only other option is Flinty.

Flinty_McFlint · 05-10-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Flinty for Best Hair.

Thanks, you are so sweet. I know exactly what I'm going to wear.

notcasesensitive · 05-10-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Now that you're knocked up, NCS is hot but not attainable due to Mr. Man being studly, and Abba is considering monogamy with Commando Boy (and potentially ballooning up from M&M consumption), the board needs a new siren. I'm too bitchy and frigid to really pull it off, but our only other option is Flinty.

Is gwnc too busy being Canadian?

Flinty_McFlint · 05-10-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Now that you're knocked up, NCS is hot but not attainable due to Mr. Man being studly, and Abba is considering monogamy with Commando Boy (and potentially ballooning up from M&M consumption), the board needs a new siren. I'm too bitchy and frigid to really pull it off, but our only other option is Flinty.

Don't be so hard on yourself. Leave that to ABBA. And film it.

Replaced_Texan · 05-10-2005, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
How do they do that if they're not cops? Citizens' arrests?

I seriously contemplated making a citizens' arrest today. Had something to do with non-use of turn signal.

robustpuppy · 05-10-2005, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is gwnc too busy being Canadian?

Pay attention. barely is going to wrestle gwnc for the title. If it weren't now an issue of physical strength or cunning, gwnc's canadianism might have clinched it for her, since Canadians are so nice, and tasty like maple syrup.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 05-10-2005, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is gwnc too busy being Canadian?

no, being most slutiest.

Replaced_Texan · 05-10-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Now that you're knocked up, NCS is hot but not attainable due to Mr. Man being studly, and Abba is considering monogamy with Commando Boy (and potentially ballooning up from M&M consumption), the board needs a new siren. I'm too bitchy and frigid to really pull it off, but our only other option is Flinty.

*sniff* *deepsigh* 'sok. I could never pull it off...

bold_n_brazen · 05-10-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Now that you're knocked up, NCS is hot but not attainable due to Mr. Man being studly, and Abba is considering monogamy with Commando Boy (and potentially ballooning up from M&M consumption), the board needs a new siren. I'm too bitchy and frigid to really pull it off, but our only other option is Flinty.

I would be wounded, but I think motherhood exempts me from siren status.

barely_legal · 05-10-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Pay attention. barely is going to wrestle gwnc for the title.

Nah, I don't want to be most Canadian. I don't like beer enough. And I prefer Krispy Kreme to Tim Hortons (or whatever the hell that chain is)

robustpuppy · 05-10-2005, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I would be wounded, but I think motherhood exempts me from siren status.

It does? Damn, there's so much I failed to consider whilst man-trapping.

dtb · 05-10-2005, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
no, being most slutiest.

If I can't have most slutiest, can I take most easily amused?

Brad Pitt · 05-10-2005, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ok, let me explain. The beauty of this here internet is that you can be whatever you want on the internet. Some choose to be elvish warlords, some choose to be pretty ladies, some choose to be 6' 11" with massive penii, some choose to be monkeys, and some choose to be neurotic spinsters. If you must know, I am not actually a monkey, nor a pretty lady. But I am good natured and tiddy.

Well, I actually am Brad Pitt.