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ltl/fb · 11-21-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Crap. You too?

Is there anybody* who hasn't hooked up (or at least tried) with someone else on this board?

*except Hank.

Um, by "looking" he means "looking" not "looking for a hookup."

Looking, and occasionally complimenting a hairstyle.

Gattigap · 11-21-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Crap. You too?

Is there anybody* who hasn't hooked up (or at least tried) with someone else on this board?

*except Hank.

Look, I said I never completed the application. Make of it what you will.

notcasesensitive · 11-21-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What was the other weird thing?

I'm going to sound petty, I'm sure. But, then again, I am petty, so what do I have to lose? The other issue that I had with him is he had some weird hair that grew out of the top of his nose. It was particularly evident in profile. Like if you are sitting in a car next to him driving to or from a restaurant. Mesmerising.

He had another flaw (in only my book, I'm sure - well, maybe in gwnc's and/or ABBA's too), which was that he was an entrepreneurial type (a successful one too), which typically comes off to me as overly salesmanny. Mainly I went out with him to try to figure out if he was worth setting up with a friend of mine or not. After The Story Of O thing, I decided not.

Shape Shifter · 11-21-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Crap. You too?

Is there anybody* who hasn't hooked up (or at least tried) with someone else on this board?

*except Hank.

slave and I hooked up but it was before lawtalkers. Does that still count?

Pretty Little Flower · 11-21-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm going to sound petty, I'm sure. But, then again, I am petty, so what do I have to lose?

One thing you might have to lose, at least in theory, is the ability to maintain the illusion that you are not petty. In practice, however, I think your risk of loss is pretty minimal.

notcasesensitive · 11-21-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Crap. You too?

Is there anybody* who hasn't hooked up (or at least tried) with someone else on this board?

*except Hank.

Does it count if I hooked up with the poster before he knew of this little internet world and introduced him to my fake internet friends thereafter? Sort of like the Less/Spanky thing, but without the strip club foreplay.

notcasesensitive · 11-21-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
One thing you might have to lose, at least in theory, is the ability to maintain the illusion that you are not petty. In practice, however, I think your risk of loss is pretty minimal.

Exactly. I did the math before hitting reply.

spookyfish · 11-21-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Exactly. I did the math before hitting reply.

I originally read this as I did the meth before hitting reply. Weird that.

ABBAKiss · 11-21-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Married men?

(before someone bites my head off for being "squicky," KIDDING! I'm just KIDDING. Sheesh.)

I admire your spirit.

leagleaze · 11-21-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Crap. You too?

Is there anybody* who hasn't hooked up (or at least tried) with someone else on this board?

*except Hank.

Yeah, me. And isn't that a funny thing, since apparently I helped to create a dating service.

ncs, why couldn't he just pluck the hair? Though it sounds like the second issue was a dealbreaker anyway.

pony_trekker · 11-21-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
It looks like those of you who have been using Match.com and are pleased with the results of all the "dates" you've been on (and you know who you are) have a problem.

Of course, my bet is that this is just a lame break-up excuse gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Probably true. I signed up for a number of sites using my press release picture and keep getting emails from women by the score.

Not Bob · 11-21-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Whoa. Was that the cut direct, Not Bob?

Egad, it was. Forgive me.

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I like it. You should go to the dark side more often.

Nah. Even Bucky Dent could give one a ride every now and then, but it didn't make him a power hitter. I just took advantage of the hanging curve.

LessinSF · 11-21-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yeah, the Man isn't giving us enough vacation.

When did thanksgiving turn into a weeklong vacation? Was it before or after lazy americans started their weekend on Thursday and spent Monday recovering?

Burger-San

I hurt.

LessinSF · 11-21-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
This almost makes up for the blood money you earned from betting against Cal. Almost. Then again, if you did it again this weekend, you might be able to retire. Ayoob, the boob.

Stupidly, I took the 5 points.

Hank Chinaski · 11-21-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I once went on a blind date with a man who sent me an email the next morning that read "I just can't stop thinking about your beautiful breasts." I declined to take his phone calls after that.

This level come on, taken with Sparlehorse-type multiple phone calls were basically the pages from the playbook Spankster used to nail that Serbian.