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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know, they put lo-jacks on babies these days.

I don't want a baby.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Dunno. Anyone else having the problem?

No, but what is the deal with having the thread open up on a post from days ago that you've since read a jillion times?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oooooh, maybe I could go pick him up at a local coffee shop. what was that pickup line again?

Barney's Beanery is not a coffeeshop

[nononono]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You don't have to be brilliant to point out that a nonononononnonon post is about a half-step above a nfh post.

TM

Both of which are miles above yours? Rhetorical question. Oh, I mean (I'll cut the syllables again for you): you don't have to answer, or, if you'd rather: shut up.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Barney's Beanery is not a coffeeshop

What's that? Is that near Cedars? Does he hang out there?

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Dunno. Anyone else having the problem?

Lets just say that there is a certain someone who has previously been known to log in and out a few times who had this issue.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's that? Is that near Cedars? Does he hang out there?

This is weher Janis Joplin last partied. Its also where str8 sometimes spies upon OC starlets. Weho.

for the Disaster relief, I received a shirt with a picgture of a cute pig and it says "No, I don't have a spare rib". I also picked up the PETA Celebrity Cookbook. I look forward to Charlize's Meatless Loaf amongst others.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't want a baby.

Mmmmm, babies.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know, they put lo-jacks on babies these days.

You know, when I first heard about lo-jacks for babies, I thought it was kind of repellent. Inside of 10 seconds, I saw the wisdom of it. Why has no one thought of this before?

The only invention I ever had was the anti-rape machine -- and I only got as far as the name: The Penis Biter (tm). I never even got to build a prototype.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by nononono
Both of which are miles above yours? Rhetorical question. Oh, I mean (I'll cut the syllables again for you): you don't have to answer, or, if you'd rather: shut up.

At least you're done pretending you're at a fucking cocktail party.

Hopefully this is evidence of some kind of personality that you could maybe include in your posts once in awhile.

TM

Originally posted by nononono
Both of which are miles above yours? Rhetorical question. Oh, I mean (I'll cut the syllables again for you): you don't have to answer, or, if you'd rather: shut up.

Total.

Burn.

eta: merde!!!!!

I am not feeling terribly inspired so I think G-Gash isn't gonna like this at all. Even if it has nothing to do with her.

[lo-berry]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know, they put lo-jacks on babies these days.

Speaking of lo......I'm back!!!!!!!

Originally posted by dtb
The Penis Biter (tm)

Thurgreed's had many nicknames, but none better than that.