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06-09-2005, 03:17 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Thank you, science guy.
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While we are reviewing sex related accessories, may I be the first to NOT recommend this little fucker. Ouch. I am going to get Gwnc's finger buzzer if she recommends it.
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06-09-2005, 03:18 PM
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It's all about me.
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
While we are reviewing sex related accessories, may I be the first to NOT recommend this little fucker. Ouch. I am going to get Gwnc's finger buzzer if she recommends it.
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What the fuck is that? It looks like a battery operated blowfish. |
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06-09-2005, 03:23 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What the fuck is that? It looks like a battery operated blowfish.
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It is possibly the most unfortunately named sex toy ever- My Crabby. Its a battery operated crab. Its little paws (or whatever the crab version of paws are) "gently grasp [read: clamp or pinch] your labia so that you have some hands free stimulation going on. In the store they tell you to put it on that fleshy part of your hand between thumb and finger to prove that it does not pinch, despite your better instincts. Well, it does. Hands-free vibrating technology is not where it should be in this day and age. Perhaps Dr. Toronto can creat a labia operation where he can drill holes into the labia to tie a little vibrating device into? |
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06-09-2005, 03:24 PM
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What the fuck is that? It looks like a battery operated blowfish.
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It's Nemo's dead mother. |
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06-09-2005, 03:25 PM
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What the fuck is that? It looks like a battery operated blowfish.
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FUGU!
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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06-09-2005, 03:30 PM
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What me, FIRED?!?
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
It is possibly the most unfortunately named sex toy ever- My Crabby. Its a battery operated crab. Its little paws (or whatever the crab version of paws are) "gently grasp [read: clamp or pinch] your labia so that you have some hands free stimulation going on. In the store they tell you to put it on that fleshy part of your hand between thumb and finger to prove that it does not pinch, despite your better instincts. Well, it does. Hands-free vibrating technology is not where it should be in this day and age. Perhaps Dr. Toronto can creat a labia operation where he can drill holes into the labia to tie a little vibrating device into?
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Translation: The TIVO is broken and two bottles of shiraz, a quart of Haagen Dazs and the affects of a dreary, lonely apartment have made me resort to sex with plastic crabs to mitigate the boredom.
Does it get along with your pet crabs?
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06-09-2005, 03:31 PM
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Winnie
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-09-2005, 03:32 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
It is possibly the most unfortunately named sex toy ever- My Crabby.
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Yet, you bought it. Despite the name, despite the look. I would not have admitted this if I were you - it is Exhibit 538 that you have no common sense, discretion or discernment whatsoever.
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06-09-2005, 03:32 PM
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Winnie
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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did he ever get that in the show?
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06-09-2005, 03:34 PM
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Yet, you bought it. Despite the name, despite the look. I would not have admitted this if I were you - it is Exhibit 538 that you have no common sense, discretion or discernment whatsoever.
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or perhaps exhibit 1058 that she has the hope and faith of a child that a better day may come?
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06-09-2005, 03:40 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
or perhaps exhibit 1058 that she has the hope and faith of a child that a better day may come?
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Huh? It iddnt hurt at the store and its returnable so there isnt really an issue.
Without the cyberbimboes, Less is really deteriorating into a bitter, unfuckable old drunkard isnt he? Buck up , little spitty, be glad anyone was ever bombed enough to do you in the first place. |
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06-09-2005, 03:41 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Huh? It iddnt hurt at the store and its returnable so there isnt really an issue.
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I shudder to think of their restock policy.
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06-09-2005, 03:42 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Huh? It iddnt hurt at the store and its returnable so there isnt really an issue.
Without the cyberbimboes, Less is really deteriorating into a bitter, unfuckable old drunkard isnt he? Buck up , little spitty, be glad anyone was ever bombed enough to do you in the first place.
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Jesus christ, they're not going to resell it after you return it, are they? I thought sex toys were never returnable? That is just disgusting. I will never buy a sex toy from a store where the merchandise is returnable. |
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06-09-2005, 03:43 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Response to the lube posts
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
While we are reviewing sex related accessories, may I be the first to NOT recommend this little fucker. Ouch. I am going to get Gwnc's finger buzzer if she recommends it.
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I would recommend the finger tingler for sure. No ouch there. |
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06-09-2005, 03:43 PM
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I shudder to think of their restock policy.
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Yeah, right? I believe they ship the little pincher back to the manufacturer. |
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