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02-04-2011, 02:58 PM
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Southern charmer
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Re: That's too much
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They make things to help you with that problem:
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Actually, if that's Kim's experience with a wine bottle, I imagine this constitutes more or a compliment to Lamar than a put-down. |
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02-04-2011, 03:04 PM
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#962
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Registered User
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: That's too much
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
Actually, if that's Kim's experience with a wine bottle, I imagine this constitutes more or a compliment to Lamar than a put-down.
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Are you saying that Lamar TFs Kim's butt cheeks? Interesting.
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02-04-2011, 03:05 PM
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#963
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: That's too much
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
Actually, if that's Kim's experience with a wine bottle, I imagine this constitutes more or a compliment to Lamar than a put-down.
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Wrong Kardashian.
I may have to do some sort of ritual harm to myself for knowing that. |
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02-04-2011, 03:09 PM
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#964
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Re: That's too much
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Originally Posted by Adder
Wrong Kardashian.
I may have to do some sort of ritual harm to myself for knowing that.
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Odom had a thing going with Bob Kardashian's rotting corpse?
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02-04-2011, 03:11 PM
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#965
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: That's too much
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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller
Odom had a thing going with Bob Kardashian's rotting corpse?
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That's really not a very nice way to describe Kourtney.*
I'm sure she is much better looking than her father's corpse.
ETA: *Whoops! It's Khloe, not Kourtney. |
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02-04-2011, 03:16 PM
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#966
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Re: That's too much
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Originally Posted by Adder
That's really not a very nice way to describe Kourtney.*
I'm sure she is much better looking than her father's corpse.
ETA: *Whoops! It's Khloe, not Kourtney.
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Ha. Made you admit to knowing other names.
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02-04-2011, 03:40 PM
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#967
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: That's too much
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you saying that Lamar TFs Kim's butt cheeks? Interesting.
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Wait, there's more than one? |
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02-04-2011, 03:44 PM
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#968
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Re: That's too much
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
Wait, there's more than one?
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Are all you people at work?!?!?!
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02-04-2011, 03:48 PM
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#969
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Friday Koans
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
Are all you people at work?!?!?!
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I am at work, but not of it. |
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02-04-2011, 03:49 PM
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#970
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: That's too much
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
Are all you people at work?!?!?!
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Yes, but Gatti just put the red light on his office door so he can fully enjoy the revelation that there are multiple Kardassians.
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Where are my elephants?!?!
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02-04-2011, 03:54 PM
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#971
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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friday koans
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
Yes, but Gatti just put the red light on his office door so he can fully enjoy the revelation that there are multiple Kardassians.
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what is the sound of one hand clapping.......against his lap?
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02-04-2011, 03:57 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: friday koans
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
what is the sound of one hand clapping.......against his lap?
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Thanks. Now I have the visual of Gatti pinching himself between two outstretched fingers, so that his palm is slapping his lap while he, um, considers the Kardassians.
Really. I appreciate the visual. I mean that -- it's better than the visual of Atticus wanking with the fist of an angry God.
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02-04-2011, 03:58 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: friday koans
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
Thanks. Now I have the visual of Gatti pinching himself between two outstretched fingers, so that his palm is slapping his lap while he, um, considers the Kardassians.
Really. I appreciate the visual. I mean that -- it's better than the visual of Atticus wanking with the fist of an angry God.
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I thought he was actually fisting someone, no?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-04-2011, 04:19 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Lamest k race win ever
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02-04-2011, 04:27 PM
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#975
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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wonking
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Interesting. I think I like this new fad.
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If that's a new fad, why does it look like the photo was taken with 110 film?
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