Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards - Page 79

cheval de frise · 07-11-2006, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Me too, because Fringey tells me that I need to have muscles to get one.

Or more money.

Don't forget the sports car, comb-over and "amicable" divorce.

CDF

patentparanyc · 07-11-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Don't forget the sports car, comb-over and "amicable" divorce.

CDF

I want to come back in my next life as a trophy wife. This working thing is not what it is cracked up to be.

Hank Chinaski · 07-11-2006, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sprinting requires one to drive with the arms. Even running a 6 min/mile doesn't require major arm pumping. It's a waste of energy at that pace.

W-A-T-E-R

patentparanyc · 07-11-2006, 01:25 PM

WTF? he is kind of a tool. make up your mind. Maybe that is his idea of "bringing the sexy"

from Page 6

Combs still seems to be agonizing over his nickname. The man previously known as Puff Daddy, Puffy, P. Diddy and just Diddy, sharply corrected a heckling pedicab driver he ran into Sunday afternoon on Central Park South. "While Puffy and his posse waited for the light to cross, maybe over to Trump International or Time Warner Center, a pedicab driver wearing a yellow SpongeBob T-shirt, a red and white Santa hat and black bike tights, yelled out, 'Hey, P. Diddy, how about ride, help the working man out?,' " our spy reports. "Puffy replied, 'I always help the working man out. And it's Puff, brother!' " After Combs started crossing the street, the driver yelled, "Yeah, Diddy, how cool is a guy that changes his nickname more than a baby changes diapers?" Our witness reports: "A crowd was laughing at the driver's crack, and some other pedicab drivers started ringing the bells on their bike. I don't know if it was to show solidarity with the driver or what, but it was surreal."

http://weblog.infoworld.com/openreso...and_crazy.html

..and for the Venture Capital set...that are trying to bring the sexy.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-11-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
My own:

Get a cheap undergrad degree.

If you do go to law school, repeat to yourself 10 times every day: "I'm in it for the money." But if you were in it for the money and had an ounce of your body that wasn't risk-averse, you would have gone to business school.

Only go to a therapist if you are attracted to him or her.

Don't go out with your ex or anyone else that you know's ex.

Buy the best and biggest TV you can fit in the house.

If you are going to send the kids off to day care, summer camp, or boarding school, send them early.

Only you can watch the great TV.

Buy cheap clothes. Knowing that you got a deal can make you happy as it's all useless shit anyway.

Check investments no more than once a month.

The only way to travel in NY is to walk.

Don't read the news.

Associating with losers make you feel better about yourself.

Nobody's obsessed over this issue more than me. You either do what you love or what you do does you.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-11-2006, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Here is the link to CNN.

Islam v. Hindus? I'm going with the Hindus. More Gods on their side.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-11-2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Cruise dumped Nicole for cash. Penelope had nothing to do with it.

A very controversial decision. Johnny's latest record is a great (if you're considering offing yourself). I love the Rubin produced series, but this last one is sooo fucking dark... "God is Going to Cut You Down" is pretty catchy. Not uplifting, but awfully catchy. Kind of a happy spiritual stomp, singing "I'm going to die, not matter how good things seem right now!" Fun stuff for the Hospice dinner dance.

Who's Penelope?

Hank Chinaski · 07-11-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Islam v. Hindus? I'm going with the Hindus. More Gods on their side.

who has the one with hair full of snakes? i don't want to fight that one.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-11-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
who has the one with hair full of snakes? i don't want to fight that one.

That's Clash of the Titans, and we both know that golden owl is just a myth. Thats not a REAL religion.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-11-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's Clash of the Titans, and we both know that golden owl is just a myth. Thats not a REAL religion.

Lawrence Olivier's finest hour. And best. flying. horse. ever.

ltl/fb · 07-11-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Me too, because Fringey tells me that I need to have muscles to get one.

Or more money.

That is such a misrepresentation. (a) that is not what I said about muscles and (b) I wouldn't know what it takes to get a size 2. When I was a size 2 and pretty damn cute, mostly it was pure serendipity -- whoever was around when I was drinking heavily.

Hank Chinaski · 07-11-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Lawrence Olivier's finest hour. And best. flying. horse. ever.

Harry Hamlin not bogged down by legal nicities like in later roles, cutting through the red tape as it were- plus- fighting skeletons!

ltl/fb · 07-11-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Lawrence Olivier's finest hour. And best. flying. horse. ever.

Now I have the "Clash!! A-a-ah . . . Of the Titans!" running through my head.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-11-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Lawrence Olivier's finest hour. And best. flying. horse. ever.

Is it me or was that Owl totally patterned after R2D2?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-11-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Now I have the "Clash!! A-a-ah . . . Of the Titans!" running through my head.

King of the impossible.

He's for every one of us.