Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by government cheese
Where have you seen [women giving $10 blow jobs]?

I thought he was pretty clear about location (the alley) and he even gave motivation (the women are responsible and only charging $10).

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Not Me
Where are the studies that support this contention?

Why? Because you know more about crack than the integrated sciences folks at James Madison University? Fucking moron.

Where are the empirical studies that support your right to take up space?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Where are the empirical studies that support your right to take up space?

Good question. Heidegger wrote on the existence of nothing, but his work was more theoretical.

[government cheese]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Where are the empirical studies that support your right to take up space?

I've got them but I'm not sharing them here because apparently I am being banned for outing my acquaintance who had the tampon incident, who is an associate at my firm and has registered a complaint with SFTM about my post.

Good-bye.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by dtb
Yeah sure... the old documentary alibi...



Like we all haven't heard THAT one 1,000 times.

Well, actually, I heard it from "a friend" if that makes any difference.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by government cheese
I've got them but I'm not sharing them here because apparently I am being banned for outing my acquaintance who had the tampon incident, who is an associate at my firm and has registered a complaint with SFTM about my post.

Good-bye.

Liar.

Here, we prefer "sock for no man."

e/o, aka your friendly, neighborhood sock killah

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by evenodds
Every woman has her own smell and taste based on body chemistry, just as every man does.

What TM was referring to was BAD smelling cooter. There's a difference between the natural scent of womanhood (or phermones, or whatever) and the stench of a cooter that smells like a bowl of Miracle Whip after a day exposed to the hot sun.

That said, if you're clean, your scent should be minimal.

If you're sleeping with a man with a smelly dick you've got some serious fuckin problems, sister.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Me
Umm, I am pretty sure that the reason the tampon gets left in by mistake is because the string gets sucked inside and then the woman forgets about it. So you wouldn't see a string.

If you can bang a chick while she's got a tampon inserted in her vagina you must be hung like an 8 year old.

If you manage to do so, keep it to yourself, lest you wind up nicknamed Stumpy.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Heidegger wrote on the existence of nothing, but his work was more theoretical.

Marty Heidegger is history's best proof that phenomenological reductions should be performed, if at all, in a language other than German. I proposed Klingon, but even my profs seemed to think this was dorky.

[Cantinflas]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you can bang a chick while she's got a tampon inserted in her vagina you must be hung like an 8 year old.

If you manage to do so, keep it to yourself, lest you wind up nicknamed Stumpy.

Maybe the tampex migrated upstream. I'm no gynocologist but certainly woman in the third trimester have sex and not all of their lovers can be hung like a pimple.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Cantinflas
Maybe the tampex migrated upstream. I'm no gynocologist but certainly woman in the third trimester have sex and not all of their lovers can be hung like a pimple.

Is anyone else starting to think that maybe Penske's socks are becoming a bit overspecialized in their topical expertise?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Every man has the story of the one girl with the overpowering odor. One ex told a story of how he sat in the bed of the pickup with this chick on a roadtrip adn when she left, he could still smell it. For days. In fact, I think two of my exes have had this same experience which is odd. These chicks probalby had disco mitts and werent showered for a couple of days. TM? Disco mitt? And was this the ass girl?

As for men's smells, they definitely exist. And whats weird is after you make love with a man, oral or not, you can somehow taste him in your body. like it reverberates through you. not all guys, but some.

As an aside, ladies should check their asses every now and again for a variety of reasons. I once rolled a chick who was otherwise very attractive and well groomed over for some dog style action and was repulsed by the forest growing out of her ass. I felt like I was breaking in a bitch in prison. I had to look away to maintain an erection, and even then a little voice kept saying "Look at the ass forest... look at it... you know you want to give it one more peek..." And I did. And with each peek I was less able to come. I had to roll her back over and phone it in missionary style. Ladies, if your SO can't climax from behind, you may want to do some backyard deforestation....

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
As an aside, ladies should check their asses every now and again for a variety of reasons. [redacted according to Article VII of the Geneva Convention]

OK, I surrender -- bring back the sock parade for more posts about crack and tampons.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There's a difference between the natural scent of womanhood (or phermones, or whatever

Yep. Mine smells shower fresh with a hint of citrus. The pheromones don't smell per se, but I am pretty sure that is what my ex meant when he said he liked the smell of my hooch.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
OK, I surrender -- bring back the sock parade for more posts about crack and tampons.

I believe that post WAS about crack.