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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think that it is safe to assume that any person who had a boy/girlfriend for more than 3-4 months in high school was having sex. Unless they specifically told you they were not and you have reason to believe them. That is sort of the way teenage hormones work.

Of course others were having random drunk hook-up sex (a kind, as Coltrane points out, that is even less likely to be disclosed to friends by the girls having that sex), but the boyfriend/girlfriend thing is a minimum baseline.

I had sex in high school, and I'm not sure that I ever talked to any of my friends about the fact that I was having sex. I certainly never talked about it with any friends who I did not think were having sex. I'm sure some assumed that I was and some were naive.

Huh.

I don't think most of them dated that long. And I really think it is different with the church-going set in the south. The one who did have sex was non-religious (her mom was a lapsed Catholic).

The two women around my age who I have known the longest, both of them have only ever had sex with the guys they married. FWIW. And neither of them are wacky religious, so I don't think they'd bother lying about it.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think that it is safe to assume that any person who had a boy/girlfriend for more than 3-4 months in high school was having sex. Unless they specifically told you they were not and you have reason to believe them. That is sort of the way teenage hormones work.

Of course others were having random drunk hook-up sex (a kind, as Coltrane points out, that is even less likely to be disclosed to friends by the girls having that sex), but the boyfriend/girlfriend thing is a minimum baseline.

I had sex in high school, and I'm not sure that I ever talked to any of my friends about the fact that I was having sex. I certainly never talked about it with any friends who I did not think were having sex. I'm sure some assumed that I was and some were naive.

I can't remember if I told anyone or not. Huh. I guess it's not really something to brag about unless you're a guy. Or a huge slut. I know one girl who went to fat camp her sophomore year and became a huge slut afterward. Huge slut. Her best friend used to drink a lot and charge $5 - I guess she's the first prostitute I knew.

And I am sorely disappointed that you, ncs, did not tell me about the discrepancies in Suri's birth certificate and the allegations that either Suri Cruise does not exist or something is wrong with her. I have noticed that Katie does not appear in public with soon-to-be-hubby-Tom anymore since the alleged "birth."
From the defamer. the defamer


First, St. John's Hospital has a policy of filing birth certificates within 10 days of birth. In this case, Suri was born on April 18 but the certificate was not filed until May 8, 20 days later. An official from the hospital told TMZ that the delay occurred because they needed a signature from the parents or a representative of the parents certifying birth, and that person did not come in until May 4. The person who signed is labeled "friend." The signature is not legible.

Also, the "Attendant or Certifier" who signed the certificate -- Anne Heffernan, RNC -- was not in the delivery room and did not see the baby. But a hospital rep tells TMZ that Heffernan is authorized to sign when the doctor is not available.
The certification of birth shows that "Anne Heffernan" as the individual who certified the birth with license number G48079. That license number actually belongs to a Patricia Noel who is a Certified Public Health Nurse in San Joaquin, California. "Anne Heffernan" (or any Heffernan for that matter) doesn't own that license number in the State of California and neither does the doctor mentioned.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
mmmmmmmmm. cake. little ones.

In that case, you'd probably love this place. It's not too far from you.

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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
In that case, you'd probably love this place.

Not far? It's on my way home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETA things are looking up. Thanks!!!!!!!

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not far? It's on my way home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETA things are looking up. Thanks!!!!!!!

You're welcome. I almost hate to say this, but the one I had was quite good, but super-rich. My advice is to start slow.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Silly, Arnold and his big brother Willis were on Diff'rent Strokes.

Ah, Diff'rent Strokes. I remember having a boyhood hard-on for what's-her-name, and even bought the Playboy she was eventually in. (Actually, I made my GF buy it for me, as I was laid up from a car accident.)

So sad, so tragic when she died. (The actress, not the GF. And sarcasm alert for those who need one.)

[Adder]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Um, oh. Well, of the five people I was really quite good friends with, only the one had sex.

eta now I'm depressed by my naivete.

If it is any consolation, I would say the same about my close group of friends. I am not aware of any of the rest of them getting laid. But we were seriously dorky, and there was plenty of other sex going on.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
You're welcome. I almost hate to say this, but the one I had was quite good, but super-rich. My advice is to start slow.

What kind did you have? I used to eat all the frosting that the other kids couldn't eat from the birthday cakes. And I always want the corner pieces. And that stuff's basically shortening! Or butter.

Why do you hate to say it?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What kind did you have? I used to eat all the frosting that the other kids couldn't eat from the birthday cakes. And I always want the corner pieces. And that stuff's basically shortening! Or butter.

It was a Black and White, I think. Yummy.

Why do you hate to say it?

Because I felt like if I ate more than one of those things in a sitting, it may well be blissful at the moment but most likely people would find my inert, unconscious, sugar-riddled body in the street only after many hours had passed. And because I care.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Because I felt like if I ate more than one of those things in a sitting, it may well be blissful at the moment but most likely people would find my inert, unconscious, sugar-riddled body in the street only after many hours had passed. And because I care.

Care about the people who find you? Hm. Interesting.

ETA Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, or black and white?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Care about the people who find you? Hm. Interesting.

ETA Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, or black and white?

the GA boards started because young lawyers NEEDED to band together and share information such that they could collectively respond to salary information being forced down there throats by the Executive boards of large firms across the country. The collective sense worked and young lawyers were empowered to establish themselves as persons deserving of what they demanded from their firms.

In the last month the single most important act here was to help you find gourmet cupcakes. I'm sure we are all the better for it.

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the GA boards started because young lawyers NEEDED to band together and share information such that they could collectively respond to salary information being forced down there throats by the Executive boards of large firms across the country. The collective sense worked and young lawyers were empowered to establish themselves as persons deserving of what they demanded from their firms.

In the last month the single most important act here was to help you find gourmet cupcakes. I'm sure we are all the better for it.

What?

OK, fine, next time you are here, I will get you a cupcake. Happy?

[SlaveNoMore]

Hank Chinaski
In the last month the single most important act here was to help you find gourmet cupcakes. I'm sure we are all the better for it.

A Penske sock helped you find all those GAs with MySpace accounts. That had to count for something, no?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I think he's really old now too, no?

George-W.-Bush-old. (Born on the same day.)

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. My 1988 GMC Jimmy's rear seats folded down for a nice bed in the trails behind the shopping center.

I drove a 1984 GMC Jimmy until fairly recently. Official truck of the 1984 Los Angeles Summer Olympics. Those seats did fold down nicely.