Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I've been slandered. I never dated that asshole.

wonk had 11 posts in a row. record?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I've been slandered. I never dated that asshole.

Libel per se. It was just drunken sex.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

Speaking of anal...........

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...in-bottom.html

Ouch! Talk about phreak accidents........

He was just making vodka at home:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/11/1...al-beer-bongs/

(SFW... Discussion of vaginal vodka consumption and anal beer bongs)

[Replaced_Texan]

I watched the Latin Grammys last night, mainly because two siblings and three other friends were there.

Paty Manterola was one of the MCs and she had three of the most elegant dresses I've seen at one of these shows:

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Libel per se. It was just drunken sex.

I want to suggest that he raped me, but it's not even funny.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I want to suggest that he raped me, but it's not even funny.

It's all in the phrasing . . . . . . . . .

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I've been slandered. I never dated that asshole.

I said "recovered." Pay attention, damn it.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

So, that really familiar-looking old dude I've been working out with for the last four years? Tony Bennett.

I guess he just does not look like Tony Bennett when he's in shorts and a T-shirt.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

So, that really familiar-looking old dude I've been working out with for the last four years? Tony Bennett.

I guess he just does not look like Tony Bennett when he's in shorts and a T-shirt.

Man, he used to have a great set of pipes until about 12 years ago. In terms of talent, I think he was probably better than Sinatra.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I guess he just does not look like Tony Bennett when he's in shorts and a T-shirt.

Come on. You live in Capital City, that happy-tal city, It's Capital City, his home sweet swingin' home!

And you didn't recognize him?

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

So, that really familiar-looking old dude I've been working out with for the last four years? Tony Bennett.

I guess he just does not look like Tony Bennett when he's in shorts and a T-shirt.

Scooby says:

Ruh roh!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

Better or worse than Spanky claiming on the PB that my problem* must be that my dad was sneaking into my room when I was a child and molesting me?


*He decided that I dislike men (and that I'm a spinster, but I digress here) for some reason somehow stemming from a disagreement that we had about how happy strippers generally are with their vocation.

flower and I had a pm convo about mmmm34904

• Hank: you never liked a mmm post?
  plf: No man, I don't read douche.
  Hank:Are you a chick?
  plf:Nah, I ain't a chick I just don't dig on douchebags, that's all.
  Hank: Why not?
  plf: douchebags are obnoxious. I don't read obnoxious posts.
  Hank: I remember a couple of times he was funny.
  plf:Hey, notme may have had some wry observations, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't read the filthy motherfucker. douchebags post shit. I ain't read nothin' that ain't got sense enough to not post its own feces.
  Hank: How about Spanky? ncs said he posted shit, and he got his own board.
  plf: I don't read spanky either.
  Hank: Yeah, but do you consider spanky to be obnoxious?
  plf: I wouldn't go so far as to call spanky obnoxious but he's definitely bothersome. But, spanky's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
  Hank: Ah, so by that rationale, if mmmm3495 had a better personality, he would cease to be a douchebag. Is that true?
  plf: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' poster. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Ironweak douche, you know what I'm sayin'?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

So, that really familiar-looking old dude I've been working out with for the last four years? Tony Bennett.

I guess he just does not look like Tony Bennett when he's in shorts and a T-shirt.

Very cool. Four years?

I am an unabashed Bennett fan. You should start whistling "Fly me to the Moon" when you're around him.

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Babycakes!! It's good to see you back.

I'm back to being a wage slave. Food and shelter are fun. What's new with you.

I am still running through the woods and they have not caught me yet.

I am exiting a transitional period, though my life continues to be filled with absurdity.

That's why I had to come back here. Where else could absurdity feel so wonderfully normal?

[tmdiva]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

So, that really familiar-looking old dude I've been working out with for the last four years? Tony Bennett.

I guess he just does not look like Tony Bennett when he's in shorts and a T-shirt.

Maybe he wears a different rug to the gym?

tm