Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yes, and here's what that girl looks like today:

Who cares what they look like today? This is all that counts:



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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I was always happy with my red vinyl.

One girl I dated had that package in her S-10 Tahoe. I'll give you this... it had much better traction. And I guess it made clean up a lot easier.

[Jack Manfred]

me
I went to an all-boys high school.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, this... not a good opening.

Point taken. Given that I also was a Boy Scout and an altar boy, I suppose I should be thankful that I didn't have sex in high school.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Who cares what they look like today? This is all that counts:



TM

Yeh, I didn't have that girl in my school.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Point taken. Given that I also was a Boy Scout and an altar boy, I suppose I should be thankful that I didn't have sex in high school.

Oh, you think you're one of those reborn wirgins, eh?

I have news for you - gradeschool counts.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Who cares what they look like today? This is all that counts:



TM

2. The fact that you got em when the gettin' was hot makes it that more valuable.

Although I admittedly never saw a Catholic school girl outfit on a HS girl when I was in HS.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred

I'll bet no one gave James Brolin a hard time when he married Jan Smithers back in the day. It's not a Catholic schoolgirl uniform, but she seems to have followed TM's rules for blouses.

You know, when I was looking for photos of Bailey, I was going to post this one. But it looked so unlike every other photo of her that it didn't make sense.

I like it, though.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
You fucking latchkey kids had all the after-school sex. My most vivid memories are of trying to remove 14 layers of interlocking girl's underwear while listening for steps in the hallway. Everyone's mom seemed to be home all. the. fucking. time. 90% of our time seemed to be taken up with finding places where you might have more than a five-minute window of opportunity.

Are you joking? You needed more than 5 minutes?

Both parents of the second girl I had sex with had jobs and didn't get home until like 7:00. We had sex like 4-5 times after school at her place before they got home. I don't know how good the sex was for her (although she seemed to enjoy it), but the 5 orgasms in a 3 hour span (including breaks for snacks) did it for me. And that feat will never be matched again. Ever.

TM

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You know, when I was looking for photos of Bailey, I was going to post this one. But it looked so unlike every other photo of her that it didn't make sense.

Come to think of it, that wasn't the picture that reminded me if the ex-girlfriend, either. Jan's California cute in this picture, though:

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, I didn't have that girl in my school.

Me either. But that's not going to stop me from remembering them that way.

TM

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Adder
That reminds me of a story (although probably not a good story).

So, this friend of mine, a guy, was always saying how he didn't want to have sex until he was married and, basically suggesting to me that I should do the same. Nonetheless, this particular chap was dating an older girl of somewhat questionable reputation. So, one day, we are sitting in the back of the bus (I think on a band trip) having a conversation along these lines and he asks me, "So, what does it mean to have sex? When are you no longer a virgin?"

I say, "penetration." And he says, "Oh."

That was the last guilt trip I got from him about engaging in teen sex.

I think this is a good story. I especially liked the part where the guy says "Oh." at the end. Quel denouement!

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you joking? You needed more than 5 minutes?

Just lighting the candles and incense and cueing up "Stairway to Heaven" on the tape deck used to take about 2:55. These girls had to be In The Mood.

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Come to think of it, that wasn't the picture that reminded me if the ex-girlfriend, either. Jan's California cute in this picture, though:

[Jack Manfred]

ironweed posts a picture of Bugs Bunny underneath a Newsweek cover featuring a teenaged Jan Smithers.

I guess I just like 'em wascaly.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed

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