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Originally posted by Not Bob
My problem with it isn't that she (the wife) likes sex with the vibrator better than sex with the husband. It's that she told him that she liked sex with the vibrator better.
Leave us with a few illusions, please.
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Christ, is the guy missing a tongue and digits? The fat man in the canoe is not exclusively receptive to hardware.
But it is true that masturbation is can often be a better orgasm, or, more appropriately, an easier orgasm. Most guys can get off pretty well in the time it takes to fix a martini. If you've had a long day and you just want to sleep, the last thing you feel like doing is heating up the chick and then doing gymnastics for 20 minutes so she can have three orgasms while you blow out your bad shoulder getting one.
Don't get me wrong... sex is still the best, but only if you've got the time and energy.
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