It's all about me

[dtb]

Originally posted by the Spartan
Can we talk about meconium?!? Please???

I knew about that long before I was even married. I stressed about it a lot during pregnancy. Happily, I was spared the experience of having had a child that was floating around with it. Eeeeew.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The mucous plug has to be expelled before all the "water" comes out.

Could it ever shoot out and hit someone in the face? That would be funny.

Stop it, or I will make it a point to come to Texas and beat you senseless and I won't even let you glimpse my lovely (Democrat) breasts. I was so horny this morning that I was going to call a hot student/bouncer I met last week for a meaningless fuck after work, and now it's ruined, in no small part because of your encouragement of this discussion. I even have my hair up today, and coupled with the flippy skirt and sweater set, I could have pulled off a classic librarian-loosens-up routine, but now I'm just not in the mood.

Bitch.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It is NOT, I repeat NOT important for me to know about this stuff. Please, Please Please take it elsewhere. Far far away. I promise to try very hard to say something entertaining tommorow if you do.

Agree. I've had a baby. I know about this stuff. But it is not important for me to remember it. That's what all the Xanax is for. Or the Klonopin, I'm not sure.

But please please please, for the love of all that is holy, stop talking about this.

I promise to join GWINK in saying something entertaining tomorrow. I may even bring fluffernutter.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Stop it, or I will make it a point to come to Texas and beat you senseless and I won't even let you glimpse my lovely (Democrat) breasts. I was so horny this morning that I was going to call a hot student/bouncer I met last week for a meaningless fuck after work, and now it's ruined, in no small part because of your encouragement of this discussion. I even have my hair up today, and coupled with the flippy skirt and sweater set, I could have pulled off a classic librarian-loosens-up routine, but now I'm just not in the mood.

Bitch.

For the record, I want to fuck you right now. It's the sweater set that does it for me.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Stop it, or I will make it a point to come to Texas and beat you senseless and I won't even let you glimpse my lovely (Democrat) breasts. I was so horny this morning that I was going to call a hot student/bouncer I met last week for a meaningless fuck after work, and now it's ruined, in no small part because of your encouragement of this discussion. I even have my hair up today, and coupled with the flippy skirt and sweater set, I could have pulled off a classic librarian-loosens-up routine, but now I'm just not in the mood.

Bitch.

I just don't want any of you saddled with children because you thought the sex would be great.

So he's young? They can usually go again and again and again without much downtime. So you could start off flipping the skirt up for a quickie, and then move on from there. Perhaps it would be fun to wait to let down your hair until right when you are about to blow him and are looking up at his hot young taut chest.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
*This reminds me of a friend of mine who used to take her dog out and say encouragingly, over and over, "[Spot], do your business! Do your business! Be a good boy! Do your business!" until the dog had excreted all necessary liquids and solids.

Had she trained the dog with that phrase, or was it just for her amusement?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Had she trained the dog with that phrase, or was it just for her amusement?

Less entertaining than "come boy".

OK, back to the gross discussion now.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Congrats to you, Ty, Penske and GGG!!!

Thanks, but I'm too modest to post my views on this topic -- you must be thinking of someone else.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yeah, that very small feeling of envy when I read about the joys of pregnancy sex earlier today has pretty much been quashed.

and that, my friends, was the goal. thanks, dtb!

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I even have my hair up today, and coupled with the flippy skirt and sweater set,

Fancy!

[Flinty_McFlint]

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Originally posted by dtb
Just a little bit?

(Fringey -- I would NOT take this lightly.)

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I can't figure out what it means.

I think you would make a wonderful mother.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
and that, my friends, was the goal. thanks, dtb!

Oh, I think that there are plenty of people who deserve recognition for achieving this particular goal.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
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Originally posted by dtb
Just a little bit?

(Fringey -- I would NOT take this lightly.)



I think you would make a wonderful mother.

I'm sure [I'd] make a really excellent motherrrrrrrrrrrr.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
and that, my friends, was the goal. thanks, dtb!

Yes, but did you have to throw the baby out with the bathwater?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
and that, my friends, was the goal. thanks, dtb!

So now let's talk about despite all the misery, pain, bloating, agony, etc. and so on, the little ones are really all worth it - OK?