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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That was a real question. I don't get the fucking toe thing. they're fucking totally unattractive.

The pieces of a woman I find attractive are:

eyes
cheekbones
neck
hair
lips
breasts
nipples
stomach
ass
cooter
legs
all curves

The digits? No fucking way. Not interested. Unless she's got hands like a blacksmith, whioch would freak me out. The feet are like the back. Women's backs all look the same. There is no such thing as an attractive back. Its a utility area. Its got no appeal - merely holds the other shit in place.

Wow, you must suck in bed. You arent sucking the toes bc you think they are hot tasty little nuggets of nibbly joy, you are pleasuring your partner (pleasuring, now that is a squicky word). She loves it, goes nuts, and wants you inside right now after a few minutes of that. Think of it as dining on a salty sweaty open faced roast beef sandwich. You clearly arent into that but you do it, right?

Of cours,e some freaks do like to put the nasty bits in their mouth for their own edification. See, for example, Rimmer.