Cars and Other Driving Machines

[Atticus Grinch]

Malaysian accountant discovers there's a gruesome downside to his Benzo's biometric ignition system. No word yet on whether the thieves are in the chili supply business.

I have heard carjacking was virtually unknown before the late 1980s, and was an unintended consequence of the development of ignition-defeating car alarms. If you can't hotwire an empty car, just wait for the owner to return with the key . . . .

*No, it isn't.