Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You forgot about Ironwood, Sebby and Shift, the only other fuckable male posters here.

For chrissakes, she forgot TM and chef, who she only today said she'd do.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Would William Burroughs touch an energy drink?

Yes, I believe they'd go smashingly with rum. I believe Adl drinks rum with the Red Bull from time to time... how is it, Adl?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Of course I am. You think my wife would ever let me near her with a traight razor? I shake like Katherine Hepburn.

Interesting how the shaking stops after your first 16oz odwallabull and vodka each day though isn't it?

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So pussy is graded the opposite of steak. The more its cooked, the rarer it gets. I don';t like that. I can't handle such complex reversals. Here's my grading system:

Raw - Early high school, untouched.
Seared - College freshman. Tenderizing in grain punch.
Rare - College through grad school through age 30.
Medium Rare - 30 through 40, non skank.
Medium - 40s MILF/Cougar
Well Done - 50s
Overcooked - Everything else

Its not steak, its ROAST BEEF.

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Cold. Just cold.

OH, how could I forget? In the words of Randy Jackson, you are the captain of the dogpound. A lifetime member. You are the sum of all their parts.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So pussy is graded the opposite of steak. The more its cooked, the rarer it gets. I don';t like that. I can't handle such complex reversals.

Ah, then you must also not have understood the answer to the Price Is Right question. What happened to your desire to be statistically in the wrong? I know you disclaim consistency, but I dare say it is important when discussing cuts of meat.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes, I believe they'd go smashingly with rum. I believe Adl drinks rum with the Red Bull from time to time... how is it, Adl?

Only white rum works with RedBull. Dark rum does not work at all. I prefer dark rum straight up or on the rocks, at the most.

Anyone going out of the country soon? My last bottle of Havana Club Anejo Reserva is almost empty.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Only white rum works with RedBull. Dark rum does not work at all. I prefer dark rum straight up or on the rocks, at the most.

Anyone going out of the country soon? My last bottle of Havana Club Anejo Reserva is almost empty.

I'm going to Canada soon. Ironweed can vouch for my duty-free-fu.

eta although hmm, they probably wouldn't let me bring anything Cuban into the US even if I bought it in Canada.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
Of course I am. You think my wife would ever let me near her with a traight razor? I shake like Katherine Hepburn.

Did they ran out of all the kind bud in South Philly?

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
I'm going to Canada soon. Ironweed can vouch for my duty-free-fu.

Did they run out of all the Chronic in Brooklyn?

[Fugee]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Sunny (and will we ever really know if it was Lester who rebuffed Paigs or Paigs who rebuffed LEster)Bunny

Did your elementary school science class ever have you try to make the sides of magnets with the same polarity stick together? That's the way those two were by the time I saw them in the same place. But any potential rebuffing would have happened a good bit of time before then.

Meanwhile, my love for Lester remains pure & chaste as always. Which has the benefit of sparing me from rebuffment.

Anything interesting happen lately?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess If you knock that down to avatar size and get rid of the lady, then you might be closer to what slave has.

I see what you mean about the razor burns.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
AS much as I appreciate the offer, and your ability to talk about literature turns me on, notta chance. I'm still saving my BB v card stamp giveaway for Flower or the dearly departed Daysleeper.


ETA: or Coltrane, Flinty or AdL. AdL is gearhead hot.

That's so weird, I have the same exact list!

[silent but deadly]

Originally posted by Fugee


Anything interesting happen lately?

slave and paigow reminisced about their torrid sexual interlude. don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

Touching- A man so in love with his wife that his body shuts down after she dies.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/14/sp...s/14lewis.html

and the one about the 33 yo novelist who shot himself. Had finacee anda kid. tragic and selfish move.