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Originally posted by ironweed
Like the unholy nightcrawling parasite he is, he cannot exist without the blood of the living in his icy veins. Incapable of true independent existence, he haunts a shadowy netherworld of snarkified and condescending "commentary" posts, designed to lacerate his fellow posters and breathe a hideous parody of life into his desiccated sense of self-esteem. But he does know a great Springsteen album when he hears one.
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IRELAND -- Irish women are especially fond of capturing leprechauns and forcing them to become sex slaves while the women's husbands are working the mines. "Those leprechauns are really small, but not all over, if you catch my drift," blushes Mary McCallister, 27, of Dublin. "I like to get undressed, crawl under my rainbow- design quilt, and then order my leprechaun to climb inside and try to locate the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61274
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