A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Sparklehorse

Like this?

http://www.pinkcoyote.net/dragon2.jpg

I would show the image but it will blow the margins.

after my lab/boxer died we got a labradoodle, like the obamas, because of the no shedding thing. Paulie carries himself well, but I have to say, if he knew what people did to his related breed, I fear he would grow depressed.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by ironweed

And the Standard Poodle looked like a crocodile with an afro. Hideous.

You dare show your face here again, I-Fraud? I mean, after showing up to your own I'm-clearly-lying-about-my-age birthday party at the run-down-pub-with-Celtic-crap-all-over-the-walls you like to call your "club house" this past weekend with a suit on (a fucking suit!),* eating chicken with grey-brown gravy your people have somehow labeled "curry" and drinking cider (fucking cider!) to celebrate the passing of yet another year in your pathetic, ball-less, New Jersey-based, suburban (and I quote, "the back yards are bigger there!") existence, I would have thought we'd never hear from you again. I can't believe they even let you in that place. And I'm surprised RT lets you back in here, even with the obvious, "I like doggies too!" post. But now she knows who you really are, so any additional posts will be on her conscience forever.

I remember the real 'Weed. What happened to that guy, you murderer?

TM

*And it wasn't a green and white suit either.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

No, I can't. I'm a fraud.

When I arrived at Lawtalkers in 2001, I felt an enormous amount of pressure. I felt like I had all the weight of the world on top of me and I needed to perform, and perform at a high level every day. And I did take a banned substance and, you know, for that I'm very sorry and deeply regretful. Can I have an edge just to get out there and post every day? You basically end up trusting the wrong posters. You end up, you know, not being very careful about what you're ingesting. It was such a loosey-goosey era. I'm guilty for a lot of things. I'm guilty for being negligent, naive, not asking all the right questions. And to be quite honest, I don't know exactly what substance I was guilty of using.

But I think FB'ers like honesty. I think they like socks that say the truth. I also think they like great posters that know how to post. And I think good posting is the ultimate medicine we can take here. If we can post a funny post, if we can post well, if we can post well down the stretch, I think FB'ers love to forgive you.

Translation: I have raisins for balls.

TM

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

I have been reading to the Wee Slothrops from D'Aulaire's Book of Greek Myths, and I am afraid that I am giving them some funny ideas, particular re Zeus and his divine promiscuity. A couple nights ago, he was shagging Io and then turning her into a heifer. The next night, he's with Leto, who gets chased all over the Earth by Hera while she's pregnant. Then Athena is springing from Zeus' head. I am waiting for a call from the elementary school.

Good going! I'm sure you can supplement with some old testament readings, a couple of choice myths from the Mahabharata, and maybe a tale or too from Genji, just to round out their education (and that of their teachers...).

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Translation: I have raisins for balls.

TM

Well, if you could take them out of your mouth for a few minutes, maybe they wouldn't be so pruney.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Maybe not, but me having sex with her would be (well, for me). She looks hot in that new Louis Vuitton ad.

You are no A-Rod, but you can do better too. I only post this because I care.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by ironweed

You and the dawg were in our thoughts at that magic moment.

And the Standard Poodle looked like a crocodile with an afro. Hideous.

I generally dislike poodles, of the mini or Standard variety, although, true true story, my oldest dog (recently deceased, RIP), once had a playmate named Zazu, who was a standard poodle. His name was related to the well known trademark case, Zazu Designs v. L'Oreal. Nuff said.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

No, I can't. I'm a fraud.

When I arrived at Lawtalkers in 2001, I felt an enormous amount of pressure. I felt like I had all the weight of the world on top of me and I needed to perform, and perform at a high level every day. And I did take a banned substance and, you know, for that I'm very sorry and deeply regretful. Can I have an edge just to get out there and post every day? You basically end up trusting the wrong posters. You end up, you know, not being very careful about what you're ingesting. It was such a loosey-goosey era. I'm guilty for a lot of things. I'm guilty for being negligent, naive, not asking all the right questions. And to be quite honest, I don't know exactly what substance I was guilty of using.

But I think FB'ers like honesty. I think they like socks that say the truth. I also think they like great posters that know how to post. And I think good posting is the ultimate medicine we can take here. If we can post a funny post, if we can post well, if we can post well down the stretch, I think FB'ers love to forgive you.

Swing and a miss.

I'd take the EPO if it could get me to the Show again. [sniff]

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

You are no A-Rod, but you can do better too. I only post this because I care.

i had this last night

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

No, I can't. I'm a fraud.

When I arrived at Lawtalkers in 2001, I felt an enormous amount of pressure. I felt like I had all the weight of the world on top of me and I needed to perform, and perform at a high level every day. And I did take a banned substance and, you know, for that I'm very sorry and deeply regretful. Can I have an edge just to get out there and post every day? You basically end up trusting the wrong posters. You end up, you know, not being very careful about what you're ingesting. It was such a loosey-goosey era. I'm guilty for a lot of things. I'm guilty for being negligent, naive, not asking all the right questions. And to be quite honest, I don't know exactly what substance I was guilty of using.

But I think FB'ers like honesty. I think they like socks that say the truth. I also think they like great posters that know how to post. And I think good posting is the ultimate medicine we can take here. If we can post a funny post, if we can post well, if we can post well down the stretch, I think FB'ers love to forgive you.

Swing and a miss.

When I view all beings not as special creations, but as the lineal descendants of some few beings which lived long before the first bed of the Cambrian system was deposited, they seem to me to become ennobled.

— Charles Darwin

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

i had this last night

Nice. Was it the individual foil pouch serving size or did you spring for the 3 litre foil-bag-in-box?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Penske_Account

Nice. Was it the individual foil pouch serving size or did you spring for the 3 litre foil-bag-in-box?

with Madonna you always want the double bag IYKWIMAITTYD.

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

[phoning it in]

Worst. Birthday. Present. Ever.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Well, if you could take them out of your mouth for a few minutes, maybe they wouldn't be so pruney.

I think you have me confused with the glass of water on your wife's bedside table.

TM

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I think you have me confused with the glass of water on your wife's bedside table.

TM

That's what's in her glass.....when I saw it there, last night, I thought she was doing a science project to grow wheatgrass sprouts.....