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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-15-2009, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

I just TUIMMALB.

Agree with the anal/blowjob only on Day 1, and thereafter, no such restrictions. I have had LUVAHS who didn't mind at all (though maybe those guys were just faking it to please me), but have found that suggesting receptacles A and C (I may have the terminology wrong, but you all know what I mean) in the alternative has never been unwelcomed.

Now the FBettys are starting to sound like real internet girls: they all love sucking dick and getting anal.

Of course, we now must conclude that they are really 13-year old boys just fucking with a bunch of lawyers.

Shape Shifter · 05-15-2009, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I was with my ex-wife. Something about pulling out my dick and having blood all over it doesn't appeal to me at all. With my current SO, her flow is almost non-existent, so it hasn't been an issue. But I don't think she's into it either.

And the reason I may be averse to it is because one time, freshman year, I was eating this girl out the day before she had to leave to go home. It was very dark and I was all about it. I thought she was unusually excited given how wet she was, but didn't think anything of it. I passed out when we were done without washing up. The next morning, I walked her to the bus to the airport, and while waving good bye, noticed some dark crusty matter on my fingernails (near the cuticles). I looked closer and realized that it was blood and was thoroughly grossed the hell out. Went back to shower, looked in the mirror and had some dried blood on the corners of my mouth too. Was pretty pissed she didn't tell me she was in the middle of her period.

TM

I met a woman for a tryst in a quaint country inn. My co-trystee was on the back end of her period and thought she was pretty much through. We proceeded as usual, and nothing seemed amiss until we were finished. The sheets looked like they'd been used to transport a homicide victim. She was very slightly embarrassed, but mostly we just laughed about it, and indeed, the amount of blood was pretty comical.

About a month later, I called that same inn to make a reservation. Everything went as normal until the clerk input my CC information. "I'm sorry, Mr. Shifter, I'm afraid I can't book a room for you." What?! He sheepishly asked if I had received the letter they had sent me. I had not, or if I had, I hadn't seen it.

That night I went home and looked through my mail. I found the letter from the inn and tore it open. It informed me that I was no longer welcome as a guest at the inn because I had left the room in a "filthy condition."

Since when did a woman's period become a filthy condition?

kafka_esquire · 05-15-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Of course, we now must conclude that they are really 13-year old boys just fucking with a bunch of lawyers.

Unless you are at Taxwonk's firm, then the roles might be reversed.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 05-15-2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

While I have not seen three of these, I have nonetheless found myself quoting from them not infrequently. Thank you, FB.

Which three?

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-15-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I'm getting married soon-ish.

Congratulations!

TM

Shape Shifter · 05-15-2009, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

ETA: I can't believe I wasn't around for most of the dick sucking thread. And why did TM "switch gears" from it. What's wrong with him?

I'm not sure what's wrong with TM, but while you're wonking you may as well give your opinion on the BJ topic. What's wrong with you?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 05-15-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

It informed me that I was no longer welcome as a guest at the inn because I had left the room in a "filthy condition."

?

Lesson learned: Put the room in her name.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-15-2009, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

I'm not sure what's wrong with TM, but while you're wonking you may as well give your opinion on the BJ topic. What's wrong with you?

What? I can't hear you. I have a vagina on my face.

Shape Shifter · 05-15-2009, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

What? I can't hear you. I have a vagina on my face.

Yeah, but if she could put her vagina on her own face, would you be fine with never having it on your face again?

Adder · 05-15-2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

Yeah, but if she could put her vagina on her own face, would you be fine with never having it on your face again?

No.

notcasesensitive · 05-15-2009, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

There is a list of films where if you're quoting from it, you don't need to post at all because everyone simultaneously thought of the same quotation. We've all seen it and after ten years of FB culture we all think alike anyway. The list includes:

The Big Lebowski
Trading Places*
Caddyshack
Fletch
Revenge of the Nerds
A Few Good Men
The Blues Brothers
Animal House

This list was unwritten and unspoken. It was a silent understanding amongt the A listers for whom wit means something more than retyping a movie quotation yet again. Until today. And now we've got to add Annie Hall? Shame on you.

*Yeah, Thurgreed, I remember I blew this one.

Well, it is a good thing that I only ever quote Office Space then.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-15-2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

Well, it is a good thing that I only ever quote Office Space then.

I would put Office Space above Revenge of the Nerds on Atticus' list.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 05-15-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I would put Office Space above Revenge of the Nerds on Atticus' list.

Does Revenge of the Nerds have much in the way of quotes? Concepts and images, yes, but quotes?

And what besides Jessup's speech can be gleaned from A Few Good Men? TM did well recently, but that was on the PB.

Shape Shifter · 05-15-2009, 01:43 PM

Craigslist Stops Running Erotic Services Ads

In light of recent controversy, including the case of the "Craigslist killer," the Internet classified service announced it was eliminating its erotic services category. What do you think?

Barbara Hanan,
Systems Analyst

"Even without Craigslist, people are still going to find a way to either murder or get murdered during sex."

Robert Margolin,
Highway Maintenance Worker

"Good. I'm tired of all those inappropriate responses whenever I try to find a waterskiing partner."

Jonathan Miller,
Massage Therapist

"Yeah, since they removed all the postings, I'd just like to use this opportunity to say that if any uncut twinks are looking for rough service, I'll be in room 241 at the Radisson tonight."

http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo...running_erotic

notcasesensitive · 05-15-2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I would put Office Space above Revenge of the Nerds on Atticus' list.

No doubt. Thankfully I have an exemption to quote it in light of my persona.

In other news, I had lunch yesterday with a friend of mine from Friendly's who I hadn't seen in at least 20 years. (And in related news, I don't believe that b_n_b ever worked for Friendly's. The third in our power Friendly's triumvirate is she of the puppies that are robust.)