This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

MA site: http://marriage.about.com/gi/dynamic...gl-207-toc.htm

Looks like MA requires a three day waiting period, too, but no more blood test, at least.

No more blood test? I should have held off getting married. I hate needles.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by dtb

My maid of honor is six years old. Ew.

I doubt she's much into blowjobs yet.

Too young even for him.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I have a hard time imagining a wedding without at least a handful of family.

well it's a good thing it isn't your wedding then.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Look at "pronounced."

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/player...?playerId=4574

I realize that is how it is, in fact, pronounced -- it still makes me laugh.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Amateurs can do it anywhere, thanks to the Universal Life Church. I've been an officiant at a wedding, and I have no other qualifications other than being a good friend of the bride and groom.

There you go, dtb. Get RT to fly up to preside.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by dtb

In other news, aren't blowjobs the best?!? I salivate just thinking about it.

Too little, too late. You have turned this into the wedding board, and I, for one, hate you for it.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

well it's a good thing it isn't your wedding then.

Truly.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Adder

Too little, too late. You have turned this into the wedding board, and I, for one, hate you for it.

Anyone want to talk about the joys of Preggo Sex?

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

So is Provincetown. You can't apply in one town and get married in another.

Yes, you can.

http://www.cityofboston.gov/registry/marriage.asp (third paragraph, second sentence)

How do you make words appear instead of the URL?

More proof! (I figured it out, apparently.)

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Anyone want to talk about the joys of Preggo Sex?

Have at it, but I have nothing to add.

Hmm... somehow that seems familiar.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Anyone want to talk about the joys of Preggo Sex?

How about preggo blowjobs? The protein is really good for the growing fetus!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by dtb

Yes, you can.

http://www.cityofboston.gov/registry/marriage.asp (third paragraph, second sentence)

How do you make words appear instead of the URL?

More proof!

First the blood tests and now that? They'll just let anyone get married in that state now.

Check it -- a loophole:

If either of you are close to death, or if the bride is near the end of her pregnancy, a request by your attending physician or clergyperson would suffice and the clerk can issue the license immediately without a court order.

source

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by dtb

Yes, you can.

http://www.cityofboston.gov/registry/marriage.asp (third paragraph, second sentence)

How do you make words appear instead of the URL?

More proof! (I figured it out, apparently.)

Looks like you need $20 and two people with a pulse.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by dtb

How about preggo blowjobs? The protein is really good for the growing fetus!

Nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman with a glow who buys that line.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I have a hard time imagining a wedding without at least a handful of family.

2. But as ncs pointed out, it's a good thing it isn't my wedding or yours.

Speaking of weddings, was the brazenette a darling flower girl?