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09-02-2009, 11:45 AM
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#2386
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Anyone want to talk about the joys of Preggo Sex?
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No. It'll remind me that I don't get it very often (due in Oct).
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09-02-2009, 11:46 AM
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#2387
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,175
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by Fugee
Speaking of weddings, was the brazenette a darling flower girl?
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See, dtb, see what you have started??!! |
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09-02-2009, 11:47 AM
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#2388
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[witticism TBA]
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
Posts: 919
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
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It looks like you have to apply in person, but do you have to pick up the license in person?
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09-02-2009, 11:49 AM
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#2389
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. It'll remind me that I don't get it very often (due in Oct).
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This is so confusing. I want to say congratulations, but somehow it doesn't seem appropriate any more. |
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09-02-2009, 11:50 AM
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#2390
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. It'll remind me that I don't get it very often (due in Oct).
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But she probably couldn't get enough (sex or blowjob-giving) for the first six months or so, right? RIGHT? |
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09-02-2009, 11:58 AM
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#2391
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by dtb
But she probably couldn't get enough (sex or blowjob-giving) for the first six months or so, right? RIGHT?
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You're assuming she got it from Coltrane. |
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09-02-2009, 12:19 PM
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#2392
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,838
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by dtb
How about preggo blowjobs? The protein is really good for the growing fetus!
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Ok, you really need to stop posting now. e/o giveth, and dtb taketh away. Though it sounds like e/o geteth as well as giveth.
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09-02-2009, 12:25 PM
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#2393
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
I will be getting a plastic temporary tooth soon. Then maybe a crown.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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09-02-2009, 12:27 PM
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#2394
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
I will be getting a plastic temporary tooth soon. Then maybe a crown.
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just for the record, my thread title was picked in ignorance of your dentistry appointments. I simply predicted that you would be getting mean at some point in these 5000 posts.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-02-2009, 12:27 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,082
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by dtb
But MA is a 20-minute drive. VT is several hours away.
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When you said a quickie wedding, you weren't kidding.
(Congrats!)
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09-02-2009, 12:29 PM
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#2396
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb
I will be getting a plastic temporary tooth soon. Then maybe a crown.
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You should ask for a tiara instead.
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09-02-2009, 12:30 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
Sheesh, I leave for a few hours and we turn into the motherfucking Knot.com?
Preggo blow jobs? The reason to give blow jobs is to not get pregnant. (See also: anal.)
My current guy, who I've been dating for nearly a year and is therefore the luckiest man alive, returned yesterday after two weeks away, so I had an opportunity for more exploration into the oral arts. Though it's something we really love, it's just an aperitif.
A note: this was our first chance to break in my new ridiculous tempur-pedic mattress. Amazing for sleeping, not so great for sexing (for us), although it would definitely help those of you with wrist or shoulder related problems.
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09-02-2009, 12:33 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by evenodds
Amazing for sleeping, not so great for sexing (for us)
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It was developed by NASA after all.
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09-02-2009, 12:33 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by evenodds
A note: this was our first chance to break in my new ridiculous tempur-pedic mattress. Amazing for sleeping, not so great for sexing (for us),
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vertical resistance is why you can put your wine glass on a temper-pedic and jump around. does he do push-ups? I mean it's "horizontal bop" not "vertical."
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09-02-2009, 12:34 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by evenodds
My current guy, who I've been dating for nearly a year and is therefore the luckiest man alive, returned yesterday after two weeks away, so I had an opportunity for more exploration into the oral arts. Though it's something we really love, it's just an aperitif.
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So now you do swallow?
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