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09-02-2009, 12:34 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ok, you really need to stop posting now. e/o giveth, and dtb taketh away. Though it sounds like e/o geteth as well as giveth.
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i blame the clintons!
WTF, let's get everyone back.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-02-2009, 12:46 PM
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#2402
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
i blame the clintons!
WTF, let's get everyone back.
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As much of a pain in the neck you generally are when partially coherent, I have to say that you're really just a big softie. Cue the impotence jokes.
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09-02-2009, 01:06 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
So now you do swallow?
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I would and always have. Since swallowing in this case would first require retrieval, no.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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09-02-2009, 01:21 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by evenodds
I would and always have. Since swallowing in this case would first require retrieval, no.
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I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
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09-02-2009, 01:24 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
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In my experience, it only existed in Heathers.
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09-02-2009, 01:30 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,175
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
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I have encountered spitters.
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09-02-2009, 01:31 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
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Just like in New Orleans.
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09-02-2009, 01:34 PM
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#2408
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
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I have known non-swallowers. But not for long.
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09-02-2009, 01:35 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. It'll remind me that I don't get it very often (due in Oct).
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Is the kid going to be called Sequels2?
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09-02-2009, 01:38 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
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If E/O doesn't do it to completion (which is what she said yesterday -- isn't it?) then what is she swallowing? I'm confused.
I've met one non-swallower ("met"). The non-swallowing was not a good coda to the act. But then she became a Jesus-freak so it was no longer relevant.
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Where are my elephants?!?!
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09-02-2009, 01:42 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Cathy
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
I've met one non-swallower ("met"). The non-swallowing was not a good coda to the act. But then she became a Jesus-freak so it was no longer relevant.
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She liked that kind of misery?
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09-02-2009, 01:51 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
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They exist.
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09-02-2009, 01:53 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Cathy
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
She liked that kind of misery?
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The misery of not swallowing my ejaculate? Apparently.
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Where are my elephants?!?!
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09-02-2009, 01:57 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs
Is the kid going to be called Sequels2?
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There already is a 19-month old.
I was thinking Sequels 3: Electric Booglaloo.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-02-2009, 01:58 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by dtb
But she probably couldn't get enough (sex or blowjob-giving) for the first six months or so, right? RIGHT?
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Relatively speaking.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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