Lamest k race win ever

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Just a guy paying some poor girl to whack him off rotely, as though she were sanding a bannister.

Nice imagery.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

A (female) friend of mine recently received a non-consensual happy ending

How the hell does this work?

[Adder]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

I don't think an "emotional affair" is as damaging as a physical affair, but I'll mention that, in my experience*, the key components that are hurtful to the existing relationship are the fact the the person in the emotional affair is typically telling the other man/woman intimate things about the existing relationship

Don't you do that with same-sex friends?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

A (female) friend of mine recently received a non-consensual happy ending at a (purportedly) legitimate massage spa type place.

She got the massage through Living Social, and she assumed it was relatively legit. Afterwards, she looked up the City Search reviews and saw a lot of other people found the place to be creepy and awful.

Huh? Someone has really nimble hands there.

"Hey! Stop tha-- [Insert orgasm here]."

"Excuse me?"

"Uh... nothing. Forget about it. We done?"

"If you're paying in cash, yes. In quid pro quo, no."

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I've been in one. The squick factor is huge. The flashing light in the skull goes off and you think, "I can go down sooooo many roads of vice... But not this one."

Are you talking about "massage parlors" -- the kind that are all over SF with names like "Happy Asian Love Massage"? Those places are seriously creepy on the outside, I can't imagine what they're like inside. I'm a fan of all manner of dives and even some sleaze, but that's just too much.

Even if you can avoid thinking about the slave trade those places rely on, and who can?

Plus, I've never really had the Asian fetish.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

A (female) friend of mine recently received a non-consensual happy ending at a (purportedly) legitimate massage spa type place.

She got the massage through Living Social, and she assumed it was relatively legit. Afterwards, she looked up the City Search reviews and saw a lot of other people found the place to be creepy and awful.

ETA: oh, yeah, and then she googled the therapist and found his Escort services page.

I don't think I've ever seen a review page where every review was either 1-star or 5-stars. The 5star reviews don't disguise being fake very well.

I echo the "how the hell did she get a nonconsensual happy ending?" point.

[LessinSF]

Fuck You

[Adder]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I tend to think it's cheating, but I can see that argument. Every time the debate comes up, the defense is, "If a robot jacked me off, would that be cheating?" And I have to say no to that.

I think the only test for whether something is cheating is whether the spouse/significant other would be hurt if she/he knew is was going on. If so, you probably shouldn't be doing it.

If you slip up and do it once, I'm not sure you need to confess, though.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Are you talking about "massage parlors" -- the kind that are all over SF with names like "Happy Asian Love Massage"? Those places are seriously creepy on the outside, I can't imagine what they're like inside. I'm a fan of all manner of dives and even some sleaze, but that's just too much.

Even if you can avoid thinking about the slave trade those places rely on, and who can?

Plus, I've never really had the Asian fetish.

Yes. I don't think the recipients have Asian fetishes. They'd take it from whoever was offering. It just seems to be a popular business model with Asians.

And really, does anyone want to go to "Irish Sensual Massage" or "Polish Love Palace"?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Adder

I think the only test for whether something is cheating is whether the spouse/significant other would be hurt if she/he knew is was going on. If so, you probably shouldn't be doing it.

If you slip up and do it once, I'm not sure you need to confess, though.

My wife and I discuss this all the time. She's said she'd be crushed if I fucked around, but more disgusted if I paid for strange. The former is surmountable, the latter not so much.

Makes sense. I can't imagine Hilda Spitzer is throwing much leg for Elliot these days.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Yes. I don't think the recipients have Asian fetishes. They'd take it from whoever was offering. It just seems to be a popular business model with Asians.

And really, does anyone want to go to "Irish Sensual Massage" or "Polish Love Palace"?

Ukrainian Glory Hole in the Wall.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

And really, does anyone want to go to "Irish Sensual Massage" or "Polish Love Palace"?

Polish women are hot, so yes to that one. Irish, well, I met some hot ones, but the frequency was kind of low.

Speaking of which, my latest hypothesis is that Minnesota men are ugly. So far this is confirmed by one pre-game trip to a campus bar and observations downtown today. I think I've seen one hot guy and quite a few very attractive women.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

I don't think I've ever seen a review page where every review was either 1-star or 5-stars. The 5star reviews don't disguise being fake very well.

I echo the "how the hell did she get a nonconsensual happy ending?" point.

The details are a little sketchy, since she was half-asleep when it happened. But she woke up with his hands high up between her legs rubbing areas that don't ordinarily get massaged. She said she wasn't quite sure what to do, so she didn't say anything, especially since nothing went inside. From what I gather, he didn't get her totally off, and she left that place feeling totally creeped out.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Adder

Polish women are not, so yes to that one. Irish, well, I met some hot ones, but the frequency was kind of low.

Speaking of which, my latest hypothesis is that Minnesota men are ugly. So far this is confirmed by one pre-game trip to a campus bar and observations downtown today. I think I've seen one hot guy and quite a few very attractive women.

I'd normally avoid confusing anyone's sexuality, but given your streak, try them all.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

The details are a little sketchy, since she was half-asleep when it happened. But she woke up with his hands high up between her legs rubbing areas that don't ordinarily get massaged. She said she wasn't quite sure what to do, so she didn't say anything, especially since nothing went inside. From what I gather, he didn't get her totally off, and she left that place feeling totally creeped out.

A friend of my wife had a masseuse massage her nipples. She thought that was a bit odd but said nothing because she figured it was customary and she might be acting like a silly puritan to complain.