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[notcasesensitive]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

No one likes the banana Runts. Stop putting them in with all of the other delicious Runts.

I like them. Runts preferences, in order:

Cherry
Strawberry
Banana
Orange



Lime

Also the cherry/banana combo is quite wonderful. So, yeah, I'm wrecking it for all you bananaphobes.

(Note: Banana laffy taffy is by far the best flavor. Fights have erupted in my household over who gets the last one.)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Sparklehorse

With apologies to Ty for gettin up in his corner: Caption, please:

therapist: Mr. Grinch, i want you close your eyes and visualize you have made partner at your big law, now, tell me the first image that jumps into your mind.

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally Posted by Sparklehorse

With apologies to Ty for gettin up in his corner: Caption, please:

Brad Chambers, AIGFP's VP of Business Development, insists he will keep his retention bonus.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

I like them. Runts preferences, in order:

Cherry
Strawberry
Banana
Orange



Lime

Send me your lime runts, please.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Fugee

The Swedish countess who needs $53,000 a week to cover expenses apparently hasn't been watching the news or she'd realize she's not going to get a lot of sympathy from the general public.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29760888/

On the other hand her soon-to-be ex-husband isn't much better. In a different story he says his living expenses are $100,000 a week.

Personally, I think $43MM for 7 years of marriage isn't such a bad deal. If she takes it without a fuss she has a better chance of landing another sugar daddy.

I liked this:

"At that rate, Douglas-David would burn through $43 million in less than 16 years."

Because $43mm simply can not generate any reliable income.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Scenes from Chef's basement media room:

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

I like them. Runts preferences, in order:

Cherry
Strawberry
Banana
Orange



Lime

Also the cherry/banana combo is quite wonderful. So, yeah, I'm wrecking it for all you bananaphobes.

(Note: Banana laffy taffy is by far the best flavor. Fights have erupted in my household over who gets the last one.)

Ugh. Maybe I just don't like banana candy. Banana Laffy Taffy is the only flavor I won't eat.

My household now has separate hummus w/labels since I've been accused of "always eating all of the hummus before I get any and you know how much I love hummus!"

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

I like them. Runts preferences, in order:

Cherry
Strawberry
Banana
Orange



Lime

Also the cherry/banana combo is quite wonderful. So, yeah, I'm wrecking it for all you bananaphobes.

(Note: Banana laffy taffy is by far the best flavor. Fights have erupted in my household over who gets the last one.)

Come next Halloween, I'll be sure to send the leftover Banana Laffy Taffy over to you. They sat in a bowl on the dining room table almost to Thanksgiving until we finally admitted defeat and threw them away.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Ugh. Maybe I just don't like banana candy. Banana Laffy Taffy is the only flavor I won't eat.

My household now has separate hummus w/labels since I've been accused of "always eating all of the hummus before I get any and you know how much I love hummus!"

I also like Banana Laffy Taffy. I am just like ncs. Score!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

My household now has separate hummus w/labels since I've been accused of "always eating all of the hummus before I get any and you know how much I love hummus!"

the wife rations hummous? is there a shortage there?

here's what you do, say "Dear, i understand your desire to make sure we get exactly equal amounts of ground chichiti, it is a very important component in any marriage. now i want to extend the concept to the bedroom. from now on every time I get 1 orgasm you get 1 orgasm." That will be a reduction for her (if not you really are w/o any cards here) and you can trade that for all the hummous you can eat. gloss over any afterglow reconsideration by telling her the tahini soothes the jaw muscles iykwimaittyd.

[Hank Chinaski]

http://highschoolsports.mlive.com/ne...straight-year/

this blows my mind- and it's post worthy because b&b will be counting on one of these guys the next several years

- Detroit Country Day is a private school- they recruit (C-Webb and S. Battier are alums) and are Class B (meaning tiny schools are their comp). they have a 6'11" senior headed to Syracuse- a 6'10" senior headed to Miami and Joe Dumars's 6'6" son, headed to SFU. Plus, the point guard is ranked among the top in the country- he was just picked the best player in Michigan, as a junior.

They lost last night to a team with a 6'7", 6'3", 6'1" front line. The three D1 guys combined for 10 points-

When I'm twisting my 6' frame in a small jet's bathroom trying to pee I'm glad I'm not 6'6" or 6'11", but I swear if I were, I would at least be strong on the basketball court to make up for being too tall for life. what a waste of height.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Ugh. Maybe I just don't like banana candy. Banana Laffy Taffy is the only flavor I won't eat.

My household now has separate hummus w/labels since I've been accused of "always eating all of the hummus before I get any and you know how much I love hummus!"

Dude, I really think you're taking this macho thing way too far. When you won't enjoy a candy simply because it's flavored by something phallic, you're off the deep end. Now, please excuse me while I enjoy this chocolate-dipped penis flavored popsicle.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

the wife rations hummous? is there a shortage there?

here's what you do, say "Dear, i understand your desire to make sure we get exactly equal amounts of ground chichiti, it is a very important component in any marriage. now i want to extend the concept to the bedroom. from now on every time I get 1 orgasm you get 1 orgasm." That will be a reduction for her

Apparently you weren't on the list for the e-vite Coltrane's wife sent around Lawtalkers. One for one would bring her fun to a screeching halt.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

http://highschoolsports.mlive.com/ne...straight-year/

this blows my mind- and it's post worthy because b&b will be counting on one of these guys the next several years

- Detroit Country Day is a private school- they recruit (C-Webb and S. Battier are alums) and are Class B (meaning tiny schools are their comp). they have a 6'11" senior headed to Syracuse- a 6'10" senior headed to Miami and Joe Dumars's 6'6" son, headed to SFU. Plus, the point guard is ranked among the top in the country- he was just picked the best player in Michigan, as a junior.

They lost last night to a team with a 6'7", 6'3", 6'1" front line. The three D1 guys combined for 10 points-

When I'm twisting my 6' frame in a small jet's bathroom trying to pee I'm glad I'm not 6'6" or 6'11", but I swear if I were, I would at least be strong on the basketball court to make up for being too tall for life. what a waste of height.

Thank god you don't fly commercial on the internet.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

the wife rations hummous? is there a shortage there?

here's what you do, say "Dear, i understand your desire to make sure we get exactly equal amounts of ground chichiti, it is a very important component in any marriage. now i want to extend the concept to the bedroom. from now on every time I get 1 orgasm you get 1 orgasm." That will be a reduction for her (if not you really are w/o any cards here) and you can trade that for all the hummous you can eat. gloss over any afterglow reconsideration by telling her the tahini soothes the jaw muscles iykwimaittyd.

This just isn't funny. You are trying way too hard.