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Shape Shifter · 10-31-2005, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

It is Halloween.
Traditionally, small children in adorable costumes, and larger children looking to score off of my kind heartedness to the little ones, show up on my front step to ask for candy on Halloween.
Impact Weather shows a big ass line of nasty red thunderclouds headed my way at approximately the time the first trick-or-treater rings my doorbell.
In an unwise move, last week I bought a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (I blame ncs and Thurgreed for this). Half of that bag is sitting in my freezer.
Half a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups has not historically been adequate booty to dole out to the kids that show up on my front door looking for loot.
I would prefer not to have a shitload of candy left over from Halloween. The half-bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups was bad enough.

Should I stop at Walgreens on the way home to pick up more candy assuming that a little rain doesn't deter determined trick or treaters? Study the doppler radar map for a definition of "a little rain."

Holy crap. I can't even see the buildings across the street.

Learn from the Katrina victims. Stock up on batteries, ice, and Heineken.

Hank Chinaski · 10-31-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
It does to me and at least two other people. Three if you count Pesnke. And Not Bob and Hank always get me so that makes six of us.

2. What threw people maybe was that your post didn't require interpretaton. It was just a simple straight forward post. Yes that is all it meant. People were confused because it wasn't confusing.

When you were gone I was in charge of BOTD. Your post would have won if you still weren't here and I still had the authority.

str8outavannuys · 10-31-2005, 06:46 PM

To Houston Texans fans, congratulations. Enjoy your one game winning streak. It ends next week when your sorry asses go to Jacksonville.

To anyone who took New England in an eliminator-style pool, y'all are lucky lucky lucky. Freakin Roosevelt Coleman. ARGHGHGH.

To anyone who took Tampa Bay in an eliminator-style pool, y'all get what you deserve. Chris Simms on the road? Indeed.

10-31-2005, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. What threw people maybe was that your post didn't require interpretaton. It was just a simple straight forward post. Yes that is all it meant.

When you were gone I was in charge of BOTD. Your post would have won if you still weren't here and I still had the authority.

It wasnt quite BothDesque bc it had the SIJOTDTIATI twist to it. Reallly more of a hybrid.

Hank Chinaski · 10-31-2005, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Mizuno Precisions or Phantoms, and you just gave me a chance to mention one of my other boycotts: Nike. 90% of Nike shoes are crap.

a good freind is running in the Free and loves them. I'm too heavyweight for shoes that bend in half. But otherwise I agree that Nike running shoes suck- Asics for runing Nike for B-ball. Mizuno? And you were shy about admitted you moisturize?

Shape Shifter · 10-31-2005, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
It wasnt quite BothDesque bc it had the SIJOTDTIATI twist to it. Reallly more of a hybrid.

Why are you doing this?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-31-2005, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
a good freind is running in the Free and loves them. I'm too heavyweight for shoes that bend in half. But otherwise I agree that Nike running shoes suck- Asics for runing Nike for B-ball. Mizuno? And you were shy about admitted you moisturize?

Penske likes Mizuno, and he is my proxy with respect to any and all opinions.

10-31-2005, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why are you doing this?

I don't know what you are talking about.

Hank Chinaski · 10-31-2005, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I don't know what you are talking about.

Is SS running for office or something?

Penske_Account · 10-31-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Penske likes Mizuno, and he is my proxy with respect to any and all opinions.

2.

Mizuno is on the approved list. Much respect.

Hank's cite of Asics is fine. I wear DS Trainers.

I don't know b-ball, so I defer.

I imagine mmmmmm32349038403948483 wears chuck taylors to jog in. Am I alone in this mental pictorialism?

Penske_Account · 10-31-2005, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Is SS running for office or something?

Maybe ncs' mod position. ty@50?

bold_n_brazen · 10-31-2005, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why are you doing this?

Shh. Let me hold you.

Shape Shifter · 10-31-2005, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Shh. Let me hold you.

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10-31-2005, 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
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I knew it. What a finish!

10-31-2005, 11:31 PM

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