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[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
with paigow apparently in some later time zone someone has to take care of early morning insane attention to remmebering minutae for months and then applying it.


And I thought it was nfh who bought dad the stuff. You huh?

Nope, my dad died a few years ago.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
And NY guys- Why replace Yankee Stadium? That's a horrible idea.

Because it's a shithole. Aside from the field, the place is a dump. We'll have the same dimensions at the new spot and hopefully the food will be vastly upgraded as well as the building.

TM

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You're just going for cheap shock with the inclusion of Chappelle's Show, or you have shit for brains...

We can't rule out the second possibility, but I stand by my assertion that Chappelle's Show is overrated. A show that bats .250 is worthy of accolades --- UNLESS IT'S A SKETCH SHOW.

Given the orgiastic response he provokes, I think "overrated" is a safe adjective.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
A show that bats .250 is worthy of accolades --- UNLESS IT'S A SKETCH SHOW.

The sketch shows I have seen have a batting average which is considerably lower.

If you can recommend one, however, I am all ears.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
We'll have the same dimensions at the new spot and hopefully the food will be vastly upgraded as well as the building.

TM

Which dimensions? The old ones, or the ones with the ever-shrinking death valley?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Flavored vodka is overrated.
Creatine is also overrated.
I also think sex in weird contorted positions when you have to worry more about exerting effort to support yourself than having fun is overrated. variety for the sake of it. blah.

I agree on everything but the Stoli Vanilla. AdL got me drinking the Stoli Vanilla a year or so ago and its all I drink now. Perfect over rocks.

Creatine? Are you trying get buff? Why would you drink that stuff?

The missionary and dog style are pretty much all you need. BUT, that deal where you're facing each other and propping yourselves up with your arms, stretching the full torso and being able to look down and see full penetration... that one's kinda hot.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I also think sex in weird contorted positions when you have to worry more about exerting effort to support yourself than having fun is overrated. variety for the sake of it. blah.

Which ones are these? Really contorted positions or calves-on-his-shoulders contorted?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
We can't rule out the second possibility, but I stand by my assertion that Chappelle's Show is overrated. A show that bats .250 is worthy of accolades --- UNLESS IT'S A SKETCH SHOW.

Given the orgiastic response he provokes, I think "overrated" is a safe adjective.

I don't judge any form of entertainment (show, album, movie) by how well it perormed during its entire duration. I'd rather have a record with six bad songs and four incredible songs than ten "solid" songs. I'd much rather watch low average home run hitters than guys who slap singles for high averages. Chappelle is like watching a 50 home run a year hitter, or like buying a Zeppelin or Stones record. He's not going to give you the solid B laugh Seinfeld gave you all show long. But when he makes contact, you're going to cry... I mean, literlly break down in tears... laughing. I offer as evidence:

Clayton Bigsby (blacck KKK guy)
Racist animals
The Niggars
The Race Draft
World Championshipn of Dice ("Ashy Larry alone is hysterical)
The Real World Spoof
Great moments in the History of Hook Ups
Rick James

And these are just the few I recall. The man is just pure genius. I can understand why he's having trouble doing new shows. He managed to hit 100 home runs in his first two seasons. He crammed the number of killer laughs a normal sketch show would get over a decade into two years. Blew his wad early.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Which ones are these? Really contorted positions or calves-on-his-shoulders contorted?

I don't think calves on shoulders is contorted. (remember, I can put my legs behind my head - or maybe I have never shared that). Anyhoo, what I meant was like wheelbarrow and I don't know the other names, but my arms get tired.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't think calves on shoulders is contorted. (remember, I can put my legs behind my head - or maybe I have never shared that). Anyhoo, what I meant was like wheelbarrow and I don't know the other names, but my arms get tired.

I see. You're referring to extreme contortion. The wheelbarrow is gimmicky.

I can't even touch my toes when standing with my legs straight.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Clayton Bigsby (blacck KKK guy)
Racist animals
The Niggars
The Race Draft
World Championshipn of Dice ("Ashy Larry alone is hysterical)
The Real World Spoof
Great moments in the History of Hook Ups
Rick James

I agree. Five seasons of SNL couldn't come up with skits to match these.

Dave is clearly overquoted, but I think his hype matches his production.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You're from beef country, 1000 miles from an ocean (and a beach), and you're dissing lobster? Get yourself to Maine and eat a fresh one. (doing the same with PLF, however, is not likely to change your views).

I had a fresh crab stuffed lobster for lunch two weeks ago (straight from a seafood store, almost out of the water). It was "eh." Its good, don't get me wrong. But a filet mignon or a really good tuna steak or pile of sushi is a lot better. Lobster does not justify its price. Its been hiding on the high end of the menu with no basis for doing so for far too long.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Because it's a shithole. Aside from the field, the place is a dump. We'll have the same dimensions at the new spot and hopefully the food will be vastly upgraded as well as the building.

TM

Good luck. I'm not sentimental, but everything you said was given as a reason to replace Tiger stadium with Comerica Park, and Comerica Park ended up sucking so bad I wouldn't go there if your team played there.

Hopefully you'll get a beter stadium.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't think calves on shoulders is contorted. (remember, I can put my legs behind my head - or maybe I have never shared that). Anyhoo, what I meant was like wheelbarrow and I don't know the other names, but my arms get tired.

Are we talking about the same position? In the one I'm talking about, both people are straining their arms to hold themselves up facing each other.

If you want tired arms, try being a guy doing missionary piss drunk. More push ups than an Officer and a Gentleman.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

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