A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single - Page 109

Hank Chinaski · 06-07-2014, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Maybe they wanted to honor their God-given opposable thumbs?

to channel the bestest of all of us, it's a foul truth.

LessinSF · 06-07-2014, 06:22 AM

Maybe I should post this on Secret (the anonymous Twitter, check it out), but I read this article - http://thefederalist.com/2014/06/05/...een-dowd-high/ - about Maureen Dowd's article about getting too high in Colorado on an edible (don't get me started on her ignorance/lack of research as a journalist) and had to share two things here instead of Facebook.

1. This is so true, but I have never seen someone write it out, or explain it well:

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Excuse yourself and go lie down on the bathroom floor. I can’t explain why, but a bathroom floor when you’re way too high is like chicken soup when you have a cold. The bathroom floor is nice and cool. The bathroom floor doesn’t judge. Take as much time as you need.

2. The link in the article to https://twitter.com/thathighrocks. Sometimes the internet is sublime.

LessinSF · 06-07-2014, 06:39 AM

I am going to Wonk.

This sums up soccer - http://www.theguardian.com/football/...-20-clubs-quiz . Personally, I always root for Emirates and Ethiad over Qatar (Barcelona) because at least the other two teams don't require their female workers to get permission from the company to get married. Oh, and in return for awesome bribes, FIFA is willing to kill 4,000 migrant workers in Qatar - http://www.cbssports.com/general/wri...al-combination .

Sidd Finch · 06-07-2014, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I just realized that another area of artistic dreams for our youth has been shattered. When I was a kid the little porn I saw had skanky woman, BUT the guys stayed in the vag until ejaculating. maybe there'd be cum shots, but as a pull out thing, or a BJ head moving away. That was my dream job. I never saw myself as a real movie star, but I did think this niche would be swell.

Nowadays the actresses are usually incredibly beautiful, but this move to a "facial" is ruining all these young boy's fantasies. Almost every clip ends with the guy pulling out and then masturbating HIMSELF so he can shoot on her face. How can a young man who is abusing himself twice a day already be caught up in the footlights of the job? Like what the fuck was the actor's motivation to pull out and do that?

If I do start a second career in elder porn you better believe I'm specifying "cream-pie only."

Truly, I can only wonder how I made it until now without knowing this about you.

taxwonk · 06-07-2014, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Grandkids aren't his obligation.

As for impregnating the GF, I expect that trying is what gave him the heart issues.

Have we sunk so low that you are desperately trying to raise the spectre of Greatfuck?

taxwonk · 06-07-2014, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

He also threw a chair at a lawyer (not me, but it was a lawyer who was representing him in the trial court). I'm sure you've wanted to do that, at least once, so that's another point of agreement.

After that, I'm pretty sure there is nothing. Though I'll never forget what he had to say about the guy who killed Polly Klaas. It was to the effect of, "he'll last longer on Death Row. There's a lot of guys in the general pop who want to stab him because they got 25 years for stuff that they would've gotten just a year or two before Three Strikes." Prison-logic dictates that it is always someone else's fault -- I mean, it's not like any of those guys might have heard about the Three Strikes law before it was enacted.

I've never thrown a chair at a lawyer (or wanted to), but I did come awfully close once to letting an I-banker piss me off enough to want to throw a chair through the window.

With him in it.

I made the mistake of thinking that aloud. It changed the timbre of further negotiations in a way that I am ashamed of, but was not entirely disadvantageous.

taxwonk · 06-07-2014, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by atticus grinch

maybe they wanted to honor their god-given opposable thumbs?

potw

Icky Thump · 06-07-2014, 04:29 PM

looks very nice with all the split-distributed shares of apple before it gets repriced.

Between now and Monday at 9:30 EST I can contemplate retirement.

ETA -- is there any scam I can run over the weekend to abscond with this $$? I can drive to Mexico from where I am.

Hank Chinaski · 06-07-2014, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk

I've never thrown a chair at a lawyer (or wanted to), but I did come awfully close once to letting an I-banker piss me off enough to want to throw a chair through the window.

With him in it.

I made the mistake of thinking that aloud. It changed the timbre of further negotiations in a way that I am ashamed of, but was not entirely disadvantageous.

he didn't offer you a straw?

taxwonk · 06-07-2014, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Icky Thump

looks very nice with all the split-distributed shares of apple before it gets repriced.

Between now and Monday at 9:30 EST I can contemplate retirement.

ETA -- is there any scam I can run over the weekend to abscond with this $$? I can drive to Mexico from where I am.

Jeffries & Co. used to specialize in off-market sales of shares in "inconvenient" lots.

taxwonk · 06-07-2014, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

he didn't offer you a straw?

Who the fuck serves crushed ice?!

ThurgreedMarshall · 06-09-2014, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Not just 10,000 feet — according to the New York Post, it was six bodies at 10,830 feet, which happens to be EXACTLY 3,300 meters!

(I’m a connoisseur of rough estimations in international news coverage with overly precise unit conversions. My favorite example was when our media reported that a man was gored at the running of the bulls at San Fermín and had suffered a “2.54 centimeter” puncture wound. Which happily corresponds with EXACTLY an inch. Either that or the Spaniards have made a quantum leap forward in wound depth measurement precision, with TBD practical benefits.)

This has to be in the top 5 of the nerdiest things ever posted on this site. Holy shit.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 06-09-2014, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

This has to be in the top 5 of the nerdiest things ever posted on this site. Holy shit.

TM

2. and, co-incidentally, his 5th nerdiest post ever.

ThurgreedMarshall · 06-09-2014, 06:19 PM

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...postcount=2584
[Spree: The last photo in this set features a woman who can only loosely be described as wearing a shirt. And I mean REALLY fucking loosely.]

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...postcount=2585

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...postcount=2586

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...postcount=2587

TM

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-10-2014, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I just realized that another area of artistic dreams for our youth has been shattered. When I was a kid the little porn I saw had skanky woman, BUT the guys stayed in the vag until ejaculating. maybe there'd be cum shots, but as a pull out thing, or a BJ head moving away. That was my dream job. I never saw myself as a real movie star, but I did think this niche would be swell.

Nowadays the actresses are usually incredibly beautiful, but this move to a "facial" is ruining all these young boy's fantasies. Almost every clip ends with the guy pulling out and then masturbating HIMSELF so he can shoot on her face. How can a young man who is abusing himself twice a day already be caught up in the footlights of the job? Like what the fuck was the actor's motivation to pull out and do that?

If I do start a second career in elder porn you better believe I'm specifying "cream-pie only."

Sans money shot, porn fucking is just a Shepard Tone of thrusting, moaning, and grimacing.

We simple American folk demand a climax. And proof of it.