Lamest k race win ever

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

It said fresh breadsticks, not stale.

And I said "pre-implant."

I do not like fake bresticles. At least not on film.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Adder

ETA: These are about the era of Katie Morgan I had in mind (NSFW!) http://zerofatallmuscle.com/myftp/11..._460_thumb.jpg http://infiniteadultstars.files.word...e-morgan-7.jpg

I do not know this Katie Morgan person but the second photo is absurd. They black out the exact dead center of each nipple but meanwhile it's okay to depict her sticking her finger into her patentparanyc? WTF kind of censorship regime would go, "Okay, you can't really see the entire nipple, congratulations, this passes"?

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I do not know this Katie Morgan person

Yeah. Right. We all believe you.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

All of them come with caveats. I also don't want to be a gay porn star, an author of bodice-rippers, or paid to drug test suppositories.

I would totally want to be an author of bodice rippers. One of the early famous authors who took romances from tame Harlequins to bodice rippers lived in my home town. She made a boatload of money writing them and it doesn't seem like very difficult work.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by sidd finch

agree on that one, and in my experience this includes the non-owner people too.

2.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I do not know this Katie Morgan person

I do! Surprise!

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Adder

Yeah. Right. We all believe you.

I do. No offence.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

I do. No offence.

So witty it's worth posting twice!

ETA: Whiff!

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Adder

ETA: Whiff!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Adder

Yeah. Right. We all believe you.

umm, atticus has a wife who gets pissed if she hears he has complimented the waitresses hairdo: he surely wouldn't be allowed to obsess about starlets.

[Penske 2.0]

Hi!

In the non-snub category, I am happy to report that my Boston summit with GGG went well, and, as a man of his word, he poured 19 yo Laphroaig, which was nice

[Not Bob's Id]

Originally Posted by pony_trekker

Right here motherfucker.

And Wonk, fucking Natalie Portman would be like fucking a 12 year old.

Word (as the kids say). Not Bob had this very conversation the other day with a (very hot!) client. She had just seen Black Swan, and said that he would really like the movie "not just because of the sex scenes -- Natalie is gorgeous."

The Bobster may still see the movie (he's into that pretentious artsy stuff), but I won't go. I still have this as a mental image of her:

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Great moments in hockey.

"I just wanted to welcome him to Philadelphia.''

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

Hi!

In the non-snub category, I am happy to report that my Boston summit with GGG went well, and, as a man of his word, he poured 19 yo Laphroaig, which was nice

It shall henceforth be known as the Blizzard Summit; Senor Penske braved Blizzard conditions to travel across two states for the Summit. The Laphroaig was really the least I could do.

We did not finish the bottle.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

No, you'd be stuck with them, Mr. Oldie McPoldie. I would be having my brains fucked out by 48 different guys or my boyfriend, which is basically a win.

Your boyfriend response is lame since you can have that right now. It's may be less lame than my breadsticks choice, but there you have it.

TM