Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 110

dc_chef · 04-12-2005, 07:04 PM

Has anyone ever seen the mythical Paige Davis sex tape(s)?

Kazaa, why must you torment me?

NotFromHere · 04-12-2005, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What kinda palimony could he get if they split, no fault?

They had a prenup. I'm sure he gets jack.
Especially after that scare with Costanza or whatever his name was in Las Vegas.

NotFromHere · 04-12-2005, 07:08 PM

The first babymama.
For you Paigow.

Sidd Finch · 04-12-2005, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Wow. Shocking. And did you hear, Jennifer and Brad are getting a divorce?!?

Dude, by all calculations, this IS month 6.

I defer to your knowledge of the tabloids, oh great one.

Flinty_McFlint · 04-12-2005, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I haven't seen pics of his baby's momma but given her name is "Shar" I am not optimistic. Shar is not the name of a sexy lady.

Britney is gonna be a big fat after baby, and will be gaining and losing big weight the rest of her life. we have already seen her lose much of her cuteness and she is still only 23. Like ths guy wouldnt cheat? What kinda palimony could he get if they split, no fault?

According to tabloids, he's already messing around in vegas with strippers and living the high life. I think he gets a flat fee for a divorce, couple mill.

Sidd Finch · 04-12-2005, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
According to tabloids, he's already messing around in vegas with strippers and living the high life. I think he gets a flat fee for a divorce, couple mill.

Suh-weet.

dc_chef · 04-12-2005, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
he's already messing around in vegas with strippers

What's the deal with the tabloids etc. making such a huge deal out of strippers? KFed (heh) and Nick Lachey both were at parties with strippers, and the tabloids acted as if they were caught in flagrante delicto.

Tyrone Slothrop · 04-12-2005, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by dc_chef
I've got a thing for hot pregnant women. But, rest your head, I am not Lactation Lover.

When we were talking about the Army Corps of Engineers' new lingerie line earlier, I was waiting for Lactation Lover to show up and say something about floodgates, but alas.

04-12-2005, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by dc_chef
What's the deal with the tabloids etc. making such a huge deal out of strippers? KFed (heh) and Nick Lachey both were at parties with strippers, and the tabloids acted as if they were caught in flagrante delicto.

And lets not forget that strippers were the final blow to the two headed monster known as Bennifer.

I beliee Nick Lachey is rumored to have banged the strippers. That is the difference.

God help me for knowing this.

NotFromHere · 04-12-2005, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by dc_chef
What's the deal with the tabloids etc. making such a huge deal out of strippers? KFed (heh) and Nick Lachey both were at parties with strippers, and the tabloids acted as if they were caught in flagrante delicto.

Yeah, because strippers aren't hookers on the side. Right.

I'll tell you what, it's a big deal to at least one person. If I ever see a picture of the husband at a stripper party there will be hell to pay. (Bachelor parties somewhat excepted).

NotFromHere · 04-12-2005, 07:26 PM

I'll tell you what - his second child is butt ugly. And named after a child molester.

I give you....
Kaleb Michael Jackson Federline.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 04-12-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yeah, because strippers aren't hookers on the side. Right.

I'll tell you what, it's a big deal to at least one person. If I ever see a picture of the husband at a stripper party there will be hell to pay. (Bachelor parties somewhat excepted).

"Stripper party" or strip club? If fidelity is your concern, there is no safer place for a bunch of drunk married/attached guys to end up than a strip club (okay, certain San Francisco establishments excepted). Your man ain't gettin' any at the strip club. He may blow a bunch of cash, but all he's likely to get for it is a bunch of stripper glitter on his collar. Contrast this to the same bunch of drunk guys ending up at a club, where there is always a possibility that some drunk skank will try to suck his cock. Hell, he could run into Paris Hilton. Not happening at a strip club.

04-12-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'll tell you what - his second child is butt ugly. And named after a child molester.

I give you....
Kaleb Michael Jackson Federline.

I am more troubled by the misspelling of Kaleb which these people probalby don't know is a biblical name. But this picmakes me sad. The baby looks like a sleeping angel. Hopefully Shar is a good mom bc that dad is a POS

dc_chef · 04-12-2005, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I beliee Nick Lachey is rumored to have banged the strippers. That is the difference.

Yeah, that makes it different. But amusing, because he seems to not be getting it at home.

dc_chef · 04-12-2005, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'll tell you what, it's a big deal to at least one person. If I ever see a picture of the husband at a stripper party there will be hell to pay. (Bachelor parties somewhat excepted).

Poor bastard. Do you at least give him lapdances?