Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre - Page 111

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-17-2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How the fuck does it work if the woman is facing upwards? Is she on a low bench? If she's all the way up on a bed, she's just horizontal basically. If she's facing up, she'd be doing a headstand or something.

She's on the bed; you're standing.

ltl/fb · 06-17-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's on the bed; you're standing.

That's crap. How is that a wheelbarrow? She's basically horizontal. Part of the wheelbarrow has to touch the ground you are standing on, or it's not a wheelbarrow.

spookyfish · 06-17-2005, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's crap. How is that a wheelbarrow? She's basically horizontal. Part of the wheelbarrow has to touch the ground you are standing on, or it's not a wheelbarrow.

Ever roll a wheelbarrow up a hill?

Didn't think so.

robustpuppy · 06-17-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's crap. How is that a wheelbarrow? She's basically horizontal. Part of the wheelbarrow has to touch the ground you are standing on, or it's not a wheelbarrow.

I would like to put the lunatic previous owner of my new home in a wheelbarrow and push it very quickly over very bumpy ground to a muddy pond and dump her in head first. This sounds mean, but her too-nice-for-her husband will surely help her out, and bring her home and clean her up and rub her bitchy feet.

Next time I sell and buy houses I will be sure to do it when I am allowed to drink. Why do people create conflict when it's not necessary?

ETA that Jeb Bush should also get the bad kind of wheelbarrow ride. And his pond should not just be muddy, it should alo be filled with leeches or electric eels or mean little crabs.

ltl/fb · 06-17-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Ever roll a wheelbarrow up a hill?

Didn't think so.

As if. There is no way anyone on here has pushed a wheelbarrow up an incline so steep that the wheel of the wheelbarrow is at waist height only an arm's length away. If only I were better at math, I could calculate the applicable degree -- but that's recockulous.

However that other thing sounds interesting, so I will forgive raouaouoaul this travesty.

NotFromHere · 06-17-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
2. Get yourself to Oregon in the winter months. We'll eat us some real crab.

Dude, everyone knows it's all about the Alaska King.

spookyfish · 06-17-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
As if. There is no way anyone on here has pushed a wheelbarrow up an incline so steep that the wheel of the wheelbarrow is at waist height only an arm's length away. If only I were better at math, I could calculate the applicable degree -- but that's recockulous.

However that other thing sounds interesting, so I will forgive raouaouoaul this travesty.

If. Apparently you have no experience with wheelbarrows, hills, or height. If the wheel is at waist height, the "arms" would have to be somewhere below that.

robustpuppy · 06-17-2005, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
If. Apparently you have no experience with wheelbarrows, hills, or height. If the wheel is at waist height, the "arms" would have to be somewhere below that.

I grind my teeth. I blame my orthodontist.

NotFromHere · 06-17-2005, 01:34 PM

Less, here are your odds.

William Hill said there was an odds on 1/6 chance that Cruise and Holmes would last longer than his first marriage to Rogers (two years nine months), but 5/4 against that they would outlast his second marriage of 10 years, eight months to Kidman.

Proposed on the Eiffel Tower? 2 months after you started dating? Doesn't this sound desperate - or forced?

Katie's ring.

spookyfish · 06-17-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
ETA that Jeb Bush should also get the bad kind of wheelbarrow ride. And his pond should not just be muddy, it should alo be filled with leeches or electric eels or mean little crabs.

Agreed. And no one should help him out, bring him home and clean him up, or rub his bitchy feet.

spookyfish · 06-17-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I grind my teeth. I blame my orthodontist.

Try meditation.

ETA: the missing "t". Although mediation might work, too.

ABBAKiss · 06-17-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Katie's ring.

Why are her hands so veiny? Has she taken care of her herpes problem?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 06-17-2005, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I see top sirloin and filet, but not ribeye. And both locations are far from me -- I'm pretty much between them. Damn you. You wouldn't tease a dog like this with steak, why are you doing it to me??

I'm now holding a steak in front of my face, singing "I know what fringe likes, I know what Fringe wants . . ."

Location aside, they have ribeye for dinner. They could probably get one out for your breakfast. If you're nice.

ltl/fb · 06-17-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
If. Apparently you have no experience with wheelbarrows, hills, or height. If the wheel is at waist height, the "arms" would have to be somewhere below that.

That does not comport with Sebby's description. And, with a real wheelbarrow, if the wheel is at waist height and the arms are below the waist, the stuff in the wheelbarrow is dumped all over your feet.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 06-17-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
That's only because you eat those silly little blue ones. Get yourself a Dungeness, my man. Now those are some heavenly eating.

I'm all for that. I ain't got no quarrel with them Dungeness.