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06-16-2014, 03:30 PM
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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06-16-2014, 03:34 PM
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#1682
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by ferrets_bueller
While there are possible glitches, such as Ghana beating Germany and Portugal, I think I'm correct that with Germany's win today the USA can move through with (a) a win against Ghana (b) a tie with Portugal, and (c) a loss to Germany.
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Or a glitch like losing 5-0 to Germany.
(Although I realize that if Germany has beaten Ghana and is sitting on 6 points, with the US at 4, Portugal at 1, and Ghana at 0, Germany is probably going to be content with a 1-0 win or a tie)
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06-16-2014, 10:09 PM
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#1683
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06-17-2014, 03:20 PM
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06-17-2014, 06:17 PM
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
The Mexico Brazil game was one of the best 0-0 draws I've ever seen. I imagine Ocoha's agent is getting a few calls.
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06-17-2014, 07:29 PM
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
The Mexico Brazil game was one of the best 0-0 draws I've ever seen. I imagine Ocoha's agent is getting a few calls.
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Sounds super exciting.
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06-17-2014, 08:58 PM
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint
Sounds super exciting.
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06-18-2014, 12:42 AM
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
The Mexico Brazil game was one of the best 0-0 draws I've ever seen. I imagine Ocoha's agent is getting a few calls.
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Even if he only has five fingers on each hand.
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06-18-2014, 11:05 AM
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
The Mexico Brazil game was one of the best 0-0 draws I've ever seen. I imagine Ocoha's agent is getting a few calls.
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Agreed. In stark contrast to the awful game between Nigeria and Iran, Brazil-Mexico showed how exciting and interesting a 0-0 game can be.
Ochoa was awesome. Just awesome.
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06-18-2014, 11:42 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
Agreed. In stark contrast to the awful game between Nigeria and Iran, Brazil-Mexico showed how exciting and interesting a 0-0 game can be.
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{The Simpsons watch TV. A commercial comes on. A man barbeques a soccer ball, and throws it towards the camera.}
MAN
Open wide for some soccer!
{Several soccer clips follow, with a voice over.}
TV ANNOUNCER
The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here - fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet!
BART
Hey Dad, how come you've never taken us to see a soccer game?
HOMER
I... don't know.
TV ANNOUNCER
You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Adiaga! Adiaga two! Badiaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!
HOMER
Oh, I've never heard of those people.
TV ANNOUNCER
And they'll all be signing autographs.
HOMER
Woohoo!
TV ANNOUNCER
This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!
BART & LISA
Can we go Dad, please Dad, Please Dad, can we go Dad, huh, huh, please?
HOMER
Yes, yes! Oh god, yes!!
{The Simpsons arrive at the soccer stadium.}
HOMER
Oh, I'll kill myself if Portugal doesn't win.
MARGE
It's hard to believe this used to be an internment camp.
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06-18-2014, 02:02 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
{The Simpsons watch TV. A commercial comes on. A man barbeques a soccer ball, and throws it towards the camera.}
MAN
Open wide for some soccer!
{Several soccer clips follow, with a voice over.}
TV ANNOUNCER
The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here - fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet!
BART
Hey Dad, how come you've never taken us to see a soccer game?
HOMER
I... don't know.
TV ANNOUNCER
You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Adiaga! Adiaga two! Badiaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!
HOMER
Oh, I've never heard of those people.
TV ANNOUNCER
And they'll all be signing autographs.
HOMER
Woohoo!
TV ANNOUNCER
This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!
BART & LISA
Can we go Dad, please Dad, Please Dad, can we go Dad, huh, huh, please?
HOMER
Yes, yes! Oh god, yes!!
{The Simpsons arrive at the soccer stadium.}
HOMER
Oh, I'll kill myself if Portugal doesn't win.
MARGE
It's hard to believe this used to be an internment camp.
BART
Yo, Paella man! Wing one up here!
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I.e., what Burger said.
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06-18-2014, 02:36 PM
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06-18-2014, 03:04 PM
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#1693
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: I repeat: Pussy Sport
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
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The only thing more tedious than soccer fans trying to explain why Americans should like soccer ("hey, man, it's the most popular sport in the world!") is people who hate soccer and talk about it as if anyone else should give a shit.
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06-18-2014, 03:09 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by ferrets_bueller
While there are possible glitches, such as Ghana beating Germany and Portugal, I think I'm correct that with Germany's win today the USA can move through with (a) a win against Ghana (b) a tie with Portugal, and (c) a loss to Germany.
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In theory, the USA can move through even with losses against Portugal and Germany. It would require that Ghana beat Portugal (definitely possible), that that Germany beat Ghana (highly likely) -- leaving Germany with 9 points and everyone else with 3 -- and that the USA do best on goal differential. The latter is certainly possible, since Portugal did so badly against Germany.
That said, I think we can beat Portugal given how badly they played against Germany, and I truly hope we do beat the crap out of that cheating pussy-ass pretty-boy led team.
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06-18-2014, 03:11 PM
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#1695
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Or a glitch like losing 5-0 to Germany.
(Although I realize that if Germany has beaten Ghana and is sitting on 6 points, with the US at 4, Portugal at 1, and Ghana at 0, Germany is probably going to be content with a 1-0 win or a tie)
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That's why the last two games in each group are played simultaneously.
Also, Germany likes scoring. They can put Klose in and give him a chance to be the all-time World Cup scoring leader.
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