Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Not Me
This makes it even more clear why I don't want to meet any of you IRL.

I don't normally speak for the Board, but I think it's safe to say the feeling is mutual, Cabin Boy/Girl.

SB

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Chef's Biggest Fan
I've met Chef. We dined together, al fresco. Actually, that's a lie, it was inside but I wish it had it had been al fresco. He's either taller or shorter than one would imagine, depending on one's imagination.

I hope to see him again one day.

Cool, huh?

Carry on.

I bet you are into tittyfucking. Hi chef!

[Not Me]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I don't normally speak for the Board, but I think it's safe to say the feeling is mutual, Cabin Boy/Girl.

SB

This is the funniest post I have seen all day.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I think he uses them in lieu of, and not to hide, porno

So he jerks off while looking at his lunch boxes? That's kinky. Does he like to get peed on too?

[Not Me]

http://www.news-medical.net/view_article.asp?id=577

She has only been in the industry for 3 months. She is 18 or 19 years old. She did double anal with the infected guy and another guy.

I hope those of you who buy this stuff are proud of yourselves.

Here is the updated Quarantine list for those of you who need to know:

http://www.aim-med.org/Quarantine.html

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What is that?

On a related note, my neighbor slipped a note under my door yesterday asking me to kindly not play my flute between the hours of 6:00 and 7:00 am. She is pretty hot. Should I fuck her?

One time, in band camp...

[Sidd Finch]

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I think he was over inspecting my boyfriends toilets

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I seem to be missing everything today, also. What the hell does this mean?

It means chef won't let you pee at his house unless he first makes sure you don't splatter.

[Chef's Biggest Fan]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I bet you are into tittyfucking. Hi chef!

Actually I bet you ARE! Hi Muffin!

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by dtb
No, no, no. That is grammar, not punctuation. Besides, there is no rule that says you cannot end a sentence with a preposition. (See? I just did!) It is a convention, not a rule.

Punctuation is even more slippery, as much of it is a matter of taste, as opposed to "right" or "wrong". The Oxford comma, using an apostrophe in the plural form of capitalized abbreviations -- e.g., DVD's, and putting the punctuation mark inside or outside the quotes are all matters of style and preference, not right or wrong.

However, that is not to say that it is some sort of free-for-all. It is never appropriate, for example to put an apostrophe in the word "its" when you are using the possessive form of "it", nor is it ever acceptable to leave it out of "it's" when you mean "it is".

See? Fascinating!

Can we talk taxes again?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Anne Elk

She just sent me one of his e-mails as proof that I was wrong (he's not a wacko) and she is right (he wants her and she is a desirable woman):
(Apologies if you're the original author. I promise not to let me sister know I met you on the FB)


What does the FB say?

Anne
If a guy sent me this BEFORE the first date, I'd run. Maybe that's why I'm in the ranks of spinster-hood.

I'd run too. According to Salon, spinsters are the new Soccer Moms, so maybe someone will give us an SUV or something.

And in other sibling dating news, my sister is going out with peeing guy tonight. She claims it's for entertainment value. Further details as I get them.

Originally posted by Not Me
http://www.news-medical.net/view_article.asp?id=577

She has only been in the industry for 3 months. She is 18 or 19 years old. She did double anal with the infected guy and another guy.

I hope those of you who buy this stuff are proud of yourselves.

Here is the updated Quarantine list for those of you who need to know:

http://www.aim-med.org/Quarantine.html

THats right Lester the Molester! THis is all YOUR fault.

WHat is double anal? it sounds like something Friendlys would serve.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd run too. According to Salon, spinsters are the new Soccer Moms, so maybe someone will give us an SUV or something.

And in other sibling dating news, my sister is going out with peeing guy tonight. She claims it's for entertainment value. Further details as I get them.

Does she plan on peeing on him if he asks?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Not Me
http://www.news-medical.net/view_article.asp?id=577

She has only been in the industry for 3 months. She is 18 or 19 years old. She did double anal with the infected guy and another guy.

This had to happen eventually.

I read the article. How do you know she did "double-anal" (whatever that is)?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Does she plan on peeing on him if he asks?

I thought he only wanted that on his birthday.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
This had to happen eventually.

I read the article. How do you she did "double-anal" (whatever that is)?

What the hell do you people think it is? Haven't any of you ever seen a double cheeseburger? Or an Oreo Double-Stuf? Double means twice as many as single. Duh.